Dumbest stuff you've heard

Funniest thing. This guy's brother has a beautiful chocolate pit with a pretty little red nose on it, and so I asked the guy what's the Ped on that pup? He looked me dead in my face started nodding his head up & down and replied that it was a Blue. ~Face Palm~

 

I was told within the last hour as I walked my Colby male in the park to be careful as there was 2 blue nose pitbulls walking ahead of me and quote: Their natural born killing machines!

 

most of the people here think of my dog as a mix breed. when I told them it is a apbt they are shock. they think that the true apbts were the blue hippos..."BIG HEADS AND BIG BODY" thats why people don't know much bout the "REAL APBT" peace

 

I asked a guy what line he ran, he tells me "Champion". I said champion who? He gives me a blank stare. Yeah I died laughing afterwards. Lol

 

(ROULETTE IS NOT AN "UNPROVEN" FEMALE....SHE HAD A BREEDING LAST YEAR WITH OSIRIS AND PUT DOWN HIS LARGEST AND MOST CONSISTENT LITTER WITH ALL 3 MALES NEAR THE 120LB MARK AT A YEAR OLD...PORKY WAS WEIGHED ON A HANGSCALE INFRONT OF EVEYONE AT THE CINCO DE MAYO SHOW LASTYEAR AT 141LBS...ROULETTE HAS BEEN AS BIG AS 115LBS AND IM SURE I CAN GET HER BIGGER I JUST DONT BELIEVE IN OVER WEIGHT FAT DOGS....AS FAR AS THE PUPPY NOT BEING PROVEN.."WHAT PUPPPY IS"? ITS EXACTLY THAT...A PUPPY... IF $3500 IS TO MUCH, LIKE I SAID THERE ARE DOGS YOU CAN ADOPT AND DOGS ON CRAIGSLIST. SO MY FEMALE LOOKS ALMOST AS BIG AS PORKY BUT THERES NO WAY THERES T HAT BIG OF A SIZE DIFF....PORKY IS ONLY 21-22 INCHES HIGH, MY GIRL STAND 25 INCHES HIGH...PORKYS GOT MORE GIRTH, BONE, HEAD, CHEST, SO THATS WHY PORKYS HEAVIER AND IMO CARRIES IT VERY WELL...NOW COULD I LIE AND SAY MY BITCH WAS 120 OR 130...SURE I COULD...BUT WHAT WOULD THAT PROVE? THESE PUPPIES ARE BAD ASS...IF YOU DONT LIKE THE PRICE TAG...DONT BUY THE PUPPY ITS THAT SIMPLE....I DIDNT COME ON HERE TO TRY AND SELL MY DOGS....THERES ONLY 1 FEMALE LEFT OUT OF THE LITTER AND THE REST IS SOLD OUT....SOMEONE ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED FOR THE FEMALE SO I TOLD THEM....CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND NOW SINCE MY POST HAS BEEN JACKED UP LEFT AND RIGHT FROM THIS B.S.) that's the dumbest sh*t I've ever heard.

 

A guy called me up who had APBTs' he used for hunting. He rescued an American Bully Razors Edge dog because he felt bad for the dog. Well, he let the RE dog have a go at a 100 lb pig. LOL He said that dog ran for its life!

A kind a sad one (and a dumb thing to do) is a guy called me who tried to get some running in with his Bully. The dog keeled over dead.

The American Bully is selective breeding from the APBT and a Staffy. I did not know the pop belly pig DNA was a hidden gene waiting to come out. LOL

 

that you have to stick your finger up a pitbulls arse to get it to open its mouth!! it was a comedian years ago.always wondered how many people will have tried it after him saying it!!lmao

 

Dumb things I ve heard: Undershot dogs have a soft mouth.
Callin a dog game when theyve only been on a hog bout 15 min.
Someone insists they have a pure bloodline when the one theyre referrin to only shows up 2 or 3 times back in 5th or 6th gen.
Last but not least someone that claims to own a (GATORMOUTH) bulldog. WTF is that I ask them?

 

The dumbest thing I heard was one of two things.One is I know my dog is game because he was fighting with a dog through the fence and the other dog had his foot and really did a number on my dogs foot.My dog never showed a bad sign and I knew he was game then.I believe he said it went like 15 minutes .The man that said this wrote a book and some consider him to be a top dogman.The same dog quit in like 50 minutes. The second thing is a lady said I can tell if a dog is game by looking at the dog and how it acts without rolling the dog.I have heard some dumb things over the years but these two have stayed with me.

 

Look at my pics and behold the silverback ali/fraiser tiger crocmouf pit!, no he's the sweetest dog I've ever had snuggles wit my parents cat when I visit

 

From the movie friday after next when ice cubes character's uncle was dressed up like a reindeer lol

 

a couple of years ago there was a few muppets that claimed thier dogs were "special" cos they could climb trees!!.....say no more....lol

 

and im still hearing that "head cracking" shite!!:rolleyes:

 

LOL i think i can guess the first one lol!!!

 

I was just out walking two pups,this guy stops and asked what line of dogs I had.I told him that I have been breeding these dogs for over 20 years an that I just call them Bulldogs as they are just not from one line but are a combination of 3 diffrent males set as a family.So he tells me that he has pitbulls that are from the Hyena line and that they come from a cross of Chow,English bull dog and ABPT.I just smiled and kept on walking.

 

lol i need me one from the hyena line ugly as hell but can bite threw bone lmao!!!

 

Being from Cajun Country myself and having been born in the The Big Easy I've heard my fair share of 'it all'.

Dont forget the classic New Orleans Tiger Stripe! I think 'them boys' have one-upped it lately.... Almost and red/rednose street dog I come across these days is 'redboy'. Then I'll get caught off guard with, "that buckskin dog got a black tail??.... if so THATS THAT JEEP!" HAHAHA.

 

"Tiger striped pit bulls are the meanest because they bred a red nose pit with a tiger to make those dogs."

 

I'm surprised u where able to walk.I would have fell over laughing.

 

as i was walking one of my pups last week a fella came to me and said he was breeding game blues