It's true...lol

Hey check this out......It was sent to me, and I figured some members would like it.
In the year 2005, The Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have six months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights".

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard .... but no ark. "Noah!", He shouted, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah. "But things have changed.

I needed a building permit.

I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system.

My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood Home Owner's Association zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Planning and Zoning Board for a decision.

Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power, overpasses and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I argued that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls. But no go!

When I started gathering the animals, I got sued by an animal rights group. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. As well, they argued the accommodation was too restrictive and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.

I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Civil Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew. Also, the trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark building experience.

To make matters worse, the Customs and Immigration Agency seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least ten years for me to finish this Ark."

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?".

"No", said the Lord. "The Government has beaten me to it."

 

Very good Crash, I enjoyed that.

 

I don't like the government. They suck :mad:

 

Very good.

 

Excellent post! I'll be forwarding this one on

 

Good one! Thanks!

 

The God awfull truth LOL.

 

tks~ Crash............

 

That was great, Crash.

 

LMFAO.......Good one Crash!

 

that's a good one.

 

Ditto - that was a good one

 

I Liked That It Was Good The World Has Become Wicked And Overpopulated.

 

Oh and by the way did I mention that I hate the government

 

Really?? Now why ever would that be?? (more than a hint of sarcasm) They've done nothing but make things safer and better for us all, whether we wanted them to, agreed with them or anything....Hell THEY know better than we do what good for us.....lmfrnao

Oh and for those who might not of caught it I too greatly dislike our govt. I definately love our country, but not our government. We've lost our original take no shit spirit, it's since been replaced by sloth and complacency. But anyways.

Sermon over, Rev. Crash ...lol

 

dont you hate the truth lol

 

Good one CRASH

 

that is so true it ain't funny but sad that the "government has fucked this country up that much that a story like that rings true

 

Right On!!!!

 

time for another revolution