WV State Police Officer. A topic I found on another forum.

WV State Police officer

An WV State Police officer stops at a ranch down in Monroe County, WV. He tells the old ranch owner, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The WVSP officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the State Government with me,' reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the rancher.

'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish in any county. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the WVSP officer running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The officer is clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs......

'Your badge! Show him your f**king badge!'

 

hmmm.... i might need a new guard cow :p

 

priceless just priceless