What Do You Define A Dogman As??? To The Whole Board

These Are Some Things That Defines A Dogman
If You Porch Collapse And Kills More Than 3 Pups.....You Might Be Dogman
If You Shovel Shit In The Rain..... You Might Be A Dogman
If Your Dog Costs More Than Your Truck..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Wash With Tick And Flea Shampoo..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Drop $500 To $1000 On A Pup , But Bitch On Spending $70 On Your Wife..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If Your Feed BIll Is More Than You Morgage..... You Might Be A Dogman
If Animal Control Call For Back-Up When They Arrive At Your House..... You Might Be A Dogman
If You Think About Peds And Breeding All Day..... You Might Just be A Dogman
If Your Dogs Spend More Time In School Than Your Kids..... You Might Be A Dogman
If You're At Work Thinking About Yours Dogs..... You Might Be A Dogman
If Your Dog Has More Medicine Than Your Kids..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Take Your Dog For A Five Mile Walk/Run , But Can't Go 1 1/2 Mile To Get Your Wife Some Icecream..... You Might Be A Dogman
If You Come Home And The First Thing You Do Is Greet Your Dogs Than Your Wife And Kids..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Have Pics Of Jeep And Bolio Above Your Fire Place..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If Your Idea Od Decerating The Living Room Is Placing Dog Trpophies Around The Wall..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If Yours Dogs Are Your Alarm Clock..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Know More About Dog Medicine Than Your Vet..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If Consider A Vacation As In Visiting Your Favorite Dogmans Yard...... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Tell Your Wife "Huneybunch" Has A Better Chance Of Prodcing Than You Do..... You Might Just be A Dogman
I Have More , Will Post Later................

 

cool stuff.......lol

 

If You Stand Shoveling Dogs Poop Rather Than Change Your Kids Diaper..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Buy More Dog Supplies Than School Supplies..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Have More Dogs Than Friends..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Bath Your Dog More Than Your Kids..... You Might Be A Dogman
If Hearing Yours Bark Rather Your Wife Nag You Sounds Better..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If Your Dog House Looks Better Than Yours..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Dog Gets More P**** Than Your Do..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Have A Litter A Pups And You're Prepared To Keep Them All..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If Your Dog Exercise More Than You Do..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You're Checking To See What Your Dogs Are Doing Every Five Minutes..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Can Drive 500 Miles To See A Dog Show , But Can't Go 5 Miles To Drive Your Wife To Work..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Have A Spare Room For Pups In Your Home..... You Might Just Be A Dogman

 

If Your Dogs Get More SLeep Than You..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Mow The Lawn And FInd The Dog You Thought Was Stolen..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Rather Condition Your Dogs Than Conversate Your Wives Friends..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Buy More Dogs Food Than Groceries..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Think Cur Is A Breed..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If Your Idea Of Honeymoon Is Talking To Your Dogs While Conditioning Then Being With Your Wife..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Get So Used To Whistling At Your Dogs And You Whistle At Your Kid/Kids..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Rather Breed Your Dogs Than To Romance With Your Wife..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If Your Wife And Your Dogs Birthday Are Ony The Same Day And You Rather Celebrate The Dog's B-Day..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If Your Dogs Consider You As "One The Guys"..... You Might Just Be A Dogman
If You Rather Watch Your Dog Give Birth Rather Than Your Wife..... You Might Just Be A Dogman

 

If you and your dog kick over a log and get stung by a bunch of bees and you run in the house screaming for some benedryl so you can give it to your dog.......you might be a dogman!
If you share you Thanksgiving dinner with a favorite young prospect.......you might be a dogman!
If your dog comes flying throuh the kitchen window, smashing a strainer full of dishes and you get excited about her display of athleticism (while your wife is bitchin')...........you might just be a dogman!
If you go sit in the rain with your dogs because their glad to see you and your ole' lady isn't......... you might be a dogman.
If you get dog food and Ivomec for birthday presents... you might be a dogman.
When a man die handling a dog in the box, his wife and fellow doggers carry his dead body to the house, shower him up then put him in the bed, for his wife to lay beside him all night, call 911 the following morning and say her husband died in his sleep, now that is a real dogman and dogwoman.
When your idea of "grocery shopping" is picking up 100 pounds of kibble at the local grange... you just may be a dogman.
When your dog could full-blown shit his crate without punishment but you run your wife leaves out the room from you simply passing gas....you could be considered a dog-man.
When you cry uncontrollably for days on end over the passing of a prospect but yet don't even bat an eyelash at the passing of a "in-law" irrespective of how close to your wife they were....this might put you in dog-man status!!
IF YOU USE YOUR KIDS BREAST MILK FOR YOUR DOG IN KEEP...YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DOGMAN.
If you can recite your dogs pedigrees inside and out but can't remember your wifes birthday........you might be a dogman
If you can remember your weights, ages, and due dates but can't remember your anniversary.............you might be a dogman.
IF YOU USE YOUR KIDS BREAST MILK FOR YOUR DOG IN KEEP...YOU JUST MIGHT BE A DOGMAN.
If your favorite dog's tombstone is bigger than ya grandfather's you might just be a dogman
if you have more pictures of your dog in ya wallet than ya wife
you might just be a dogman
if the mag to read beside the toilet is a dogmag you might just be a dogman
IF YOU HAVE TATTOOS OF YOUR DOGS AND NOT YOUR KIDS YOU MIGHT BE A DOGMAN.

 

thats cool
. i guess were all dogmen

 

good post! :cool:

 

A lot of that describes me.

 

lol i do alot of those thing myself :rolleyes: i guess we all are dogmen , but seriously i real dogman respect the breed , takes good care of his whole yard , when being viewed by public or anybody is that case , a real dogman respects other dogman no matter what subject you disagree on! and we rarley have real dogmen people mix "us" as dogman with "streetpunks" breeders.

 

Well put.....