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Top 10 Signs that Toby won the Lottery:

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Marty, May 15, 2009.

  1. Marty

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    10. Giant gold fire hydrant in the front yard.

    9. Sends another dog out to bark at the mailman.

    8. Oscar Mayer truck parked at the kitchen door on Wednesdays.

    7. Madonna's hair is a mess because her hairdresser is busy with Toby.

    6. Starts his own party and runs for President.

    5. Congressman from Texas suddenly pushing anti-cat bill.

    4. Offers Woody Harrelson a million dollars to let Demi Moore scratch his tummy.

    3. "Bigfoot" truck in the driveway with "Hey Cat - Make My Day!" bumper sticker.

    2. Shortage of beef jerky at all the local grocery stores.

    1. Democrats keep asking him to come to the White House for Kibbles.
     
    Marty, May 15, 2009
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