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Top 10 New Year's Resolutions:

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Marty, May 15, 2009.

  1. Marty

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    10. Not to "mark" the artificial Christmas tree next year, people don't like that...

    9. Get that idea for TV show "Dogs Behaving Badly" off to Hollywood...

    8. Think up a good "stupid people trick", get on the Letterman Show.

    7. Get Toby's Cat Catcher Dead or Alive Cat Trap written off as a "business expense".

    6. Stop coughing up fur balls on the couch.

    5. Get more (read "some") exercise...

    4. Learn to drive a stick shift.

    3. Find a professional football team with some (any) moral standards to root for...

    2. Put "Dead Cats - We're For 'Em!" bumper sticker on the Clinton limo...

    1. Try to remember where we buried that "live cat time capsule" on New Year's Eve.
     
    Marty, May 15, 2009
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