The Meaning of Life-enjoy!

The Explanation of Life

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door
of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I
will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years
and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people,
do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year
life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the
field with the farmer all day long under the sun, have calves,
and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a
life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and
enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty,
the
forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog
gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and
bark at everyone.
The meaning of life has now been explained to you

 

Very cute.

 

LOL! That's cute!

 

It was all so clear :confused: but I just couldn't see it. Thanks for the enlightenment.

 

I think for my last ten, I'm just gunna growl...

forget the barking, too much effort!!!

cute post!

 

I am barking early then. Don't have kids, so wont have grand kids, Retired at 38. I will chill for 30 years then do my 40 and ten so I can live to be 100

 

Very cute I enjoyed that one! Thanks for sharing!

 

thats was the funny side of our greedy life

 

hey now i dont bark at people....just shoot at em,lol