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The Fairy Godmother and the dog

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Marty, May 14, 2009.

  1. Marty

    Marty Guest

    As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her.

    "Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."
    POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold.

    "And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."
    POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned the old woman into an exquisite young princess, with a priceless crown of jewels.

    "Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother. "Could you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome prince?"
    POOF: There, in front stood the most handsome young man anyone had ever seen. She stared at him in awe, completely smitten.

    As he came toward her, her knees weakened. He bent down, brushing his lips across her ear as he whispered, "I bet you are sorry you had me neutered."
     
    Marty, May 14, 2009
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