Rednecks

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Pete and
KC. As they start their descent Cooter slips, Falls off the tower and
is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says,
"Well, damn, someone should go and tell his w ife." KC says, "OK, I'm
pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it. "Two hours later, he
comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Pete says, "Where did you get
that beer, KC?" "Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies. "That's
unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you
beer?" Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said
to her, you must be Cooter's widow'." She said, "You must be mistaken,
I'm not a widow." Then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

 

Oh dear Lord. You're on a roll tonight, Marty. LOL