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Mind games dogs play with humans

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Marty, May 14, 2009.

  1. Marty

    Marty Guest

    1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU!
    Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the
    sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your humans
    bedtime.

    2. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put
    your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if
    you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans
    frantically search the house for the damage they think you have
    caused. (Note: This only works when you have done absolutely
    nothing wrong.)

    3. Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly.
    Then the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare
    blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're
    talking about.

    4. Make your humans be patient. When you go outside to go 'pee',
    sniff around the entire yard as your humans wait. Act as if the
    spot you choose to go pee will ultimately decide the fate of the
    earth.

    5. Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk always pick the
    busiest, most visible spot to go 'poo'. Take your time and make
    sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your
    humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag.

    6. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every
    time a strange human walks by.

    7. Make your own rules. Don't always bring back the stick when
    playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in
    a while.

    8. Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet
    them at the door. Instead, hide from them, and make them think
    something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one
    of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).

    9. When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time.
    Walk as slowly as possible back to the door.

    10. Wake up twenty minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off
    and make the humans take you out for your morning pee. As soon as
    you get back inside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back
    asleep after going outside, this will drive them nuts!)
     
    Marty, May 14, 2009
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