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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by crazycooter, Sep 30, 2009.

  1. crazycooter

    crazycooter Top Dog



    TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
    What is the difference between girls/women
    aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
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    At 8
    You take her to bed and tell her a story
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    At 18
    You tell her a story and take her to bed
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    At 28
    You don't need to tell her a story
    to take her to bed
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    At 38
    She tells you a story and takes you to bed
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    At 48
    She tells you a story to avoid going to bed
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    At 58?
    You stay in bed to avoid her story
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    At 68
    If you take her to bed, that'll be a story
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    At 78
    What story? What bed?
    Who the hell are you?
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    According to the
    Office for National Statistics
    190,374
    people are having sex right now
    212,130
    are kissing
    and one poor bastard
    is reading emails
    You hang in there sunshine!


     
    crazycooter, Sep 30, 2009
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