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Dog jokes 01

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Marty, May 14, 2009.

  1. Marty

    Marty Guest

    Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
    A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

    Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
    A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
    A: A collie-flower!

    Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
    A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

    Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
    A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

    Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
    A: New Yorkie!

    Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
    A: Growlcho Marx!

    Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
    A: "Well, doggone!"

    Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
    A: He stole the show!

    Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
    A: It chases parked cars!
     
    Marty, May 14, 2009
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