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Colonoscopies

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Marty, Dec 11, 2007.

  1. Marty

    Marty Guest

    Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

    1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

    2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

    3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

    4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

    5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

    6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

    7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

    8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

    9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

    10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

    11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

    And the best one of all……..

    12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

    13. " I still want a second opinion"
     
    Marty, Dec 11, 2007
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  2. SMOKIN HEMI

    SMOKIN HEMI CH Dog

    You dont want to wake up with both the doctors hands on your shoulders!!!lol
     
    SMOKIN HEMI, Dec 11, 2007
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