Cheer Up!

I know, I know. But let's have a little fun till this gets shut down! (I had a rough day so I need a smile :p )



Make your choices from below and u will come up with a totally random sentance........just some thing to make u laugh!!

Make your choices from below and u will come up with a totally random sentance........just some thing to make u laugh!!




Pick the month you were born:

January-I kicked
February-I loved
March-I smoked
April-I dry humped
May-I choked on
June-I murdered
July-I did the Macarena with
August-I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October-I sang to
November-I yelled at
December-I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink-------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-------------because the voices told me to.
Blue------------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green----------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Grey-----------because I was drunk
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because I hate my family.
Brown---------because I was high.
Other----------because I'm a ninja.
None-------

 

I did the Macarena with a fork because I'm sexy and do what I want.

 

I danced with a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

Pretty accurate representation of myself! HA HA, just kidding...

 

"I kicked a football player because I hate my family".

 

I ran over Chuck Norris because I'm cool like that


I did it on the other forum but I sooo wanted to run over him again!

 

I had lunch with a spoon because I'm a Ninja (WTF?????????????

BTW- my birthday is the day after tomorrow...:p

 

I loved a goat because I'm NOT a homosexual!

Thanks Mia..I needed a laugh myself.

 

i loved my best friends boyfriend because the voices told me to.


im crazy, and a fag. great.

LOL funny

 

Ok I'll play... I sang to a llama because that's how I roll.

 

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Cheer up?

 

I dry humped a noodle because thats how I roll!!!!


(:confused:was the noodle dry, or was the humping dry:confused

 

I did the Macarena with a phone because I was drunk , ha ha ha!!!

 

I sang to my brother because I hate myself.

That has got to be better than game_test. That would suck dude. lol no pun intended. that blows. nope can't use that one. ah it stinks ok I give up it just ain't right. lol poor fella. I would just change the shirt. lol

 

I Sang To A Banana Because I Was Drunk Lmao

 

OK, against my better judgement,

"I did the Macarena with a stuffed animal because that's how I roll. "

Just one question, what is the Macerena?

J

 

It is a famous song and a dance invented to go with it. I tried to insert the link to it in wikipedia, but, alas, I can't insert links. You can google it...
And..."I murdered a llama because I hate my family"
I guess I'll have to change my T-shirt...

 

Well, I guess I do live a sheltered life!!LOL

J

 

i choked on an ipod because im cool like that

um ok

 

damn and I am too far away to watch. this sucks. lol

 

Mine came up kind of dry!
I danced with a fireman because Im NOT a homosexual.