Beer

WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

you can enjoy a beer all month long.

beer stains wash out.

you don't have to wine and dine a beer.

your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball

if your beer is flat you can toss it out.

a beer is never late.

a beer doesn't get jaelous when you grab another one.

a hangover will go away.

beer labels come off without a fight.

when you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.

a beer never has a headache.

a beer doesn't nag you.

a beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

if you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.

a beer always goes down easy.

you can share a beer with friends.

you always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.

a beer is always wet.

a beer doesn't demand equality.

you can have a beer in public.

a beer doesn't care what time you come home.

a frigid beer is a good beer.

you don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.

if you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

 

WHY A CUCUMBER IS BETTER THAN A MAN.

It stays hard for a week.

That's it, that's all you need.

 

A whole week LOL

 

Ain't that what Viagra is for? LOL

 

Depends on the man!!!!!





lol

 

Hey watch it buddy, I don't have that problem just cause I'm 50 yrs old now

You too jr Pit Guy.

 

frenchie~ that was freakin HYSTERICAL!!!!!
and i'm a BIG beer lover!!!!!

 

note too self no salad at luvinbullies:eek:

 

OK, now some of that is pure bull. Here's why ...


... you can enjoy a beer all month long.

You can enjoy me all month too. I'm on the shot!

you don't have to wine and dine a beer.

That's not true - some women all you have to do is talk nice to!

a hangover will go away.

So will some women - & you might regret it!

beer labels come off without a fight.

Now that is just a lie- have you ever tried peeling off a beer label???

a beer doesn't nag you.

Yes, it does. It's called a hangover!

if you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.

If you treat your women right you will always get good head too!

you can share a beer with friends.

I've known some women you could share w/ your friends! :eek:

you always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.

You always know if you're the first one to "pop" a woman too. I mean duh!

you can have a beer in public.

I've known some women you can have in public too!

a beer doesn't care what time you come home.

Some women don't either! :p

you don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.

If a women has a good - well, you know - you don't have to wash it for it to taste good either!

Oh & BTW, lmao lockjaw!!!!

 

Oh its got to be washed. Come on now! You people are freaks.

 

you guys are a riot!!!!

Thanks, as usual, for the laughs!!!!

 

lol, indeed, indeed. freaks they are. i'm sure more than a couple will readily admit it too. and damn straight it has to be washed.

 

yeah, i'm a big fan of beer too. i like darker beers like newcastle and bass and sam adams. i love sam adams cause they always have a different seasonal. their winter lager is fantastic. i recommend everyone give it a whirl.