Names

In the nineties I was heavy into naming my dogs after movies
like Keyser Soze from the movie the usual suspects
or jackie brown named after the same movie
or dead man walking like the same movie with sean penn

than things started to get more interesting and I got into abbreviations first of movies
MOYA medieval on your ass ( was a scene in pulp fiction)
RIF resistance is futile ( from star trek when the borgs arrived )

than I got all ballistic on the abbreviations
BUTS bust up that stifle
ISYM ill show you mouth
FYD face your death
WIC winter is coming
COOD cur out or die
LOM last of the mohicans

so after a while and getting marries my wife said it was sick , after a while I agreed
I just name em penis and vagina and blowjob now

 

Than I quit the dogs and went into koi fish maybe its me but I dont want to name em its like a dam insult swimming around and shitting and than deserve a name
my wife does tough I think its sick

 

Can't tell you how many nights I wracked my brain trying to figure what them names meant that you put on your dogs.. After weeks of failing to get them right, it got contagious and I started coming up with my own names!
BUMF.. big ugly mother fucker
BOAT.. bites on a ten
I'm sure there was more, just cant remember them now! Reason I love EU is because it's full of guys who think and drink like you