Horny Puppy

My 12 week old puppy (male) is humping legs , air and the couch ! I been dealing with these hounds for the past 25 years or so and I never seen this from such a young male pup . Any insight welcome . Thanks in advance !

 

Dogs/pups hump for 2 reasons. Its either sexual or a dominance thing. So either you need to become the alpha or put some fear into ur dog that all hell will break loose if he humps something. A loud angry no does the trick with consistency for more dogs but some need more. The more you're around the dog obviously the more you can catch and correct him.

 

Sounds good , I'll try . He's definately a different pup it's crazy , he even hikes his leg to piss !!!

 

probably dominance.. my pup had this problem too, at 9 weeks.. he tried to hump me, and my 2 years old staff bitch, but when i saw how she showed him and correct him, i started doing the same.. no more problems..

 

finally a good one after 25 years lol

 

My partner has a 8 month old male that loves to hump the water hose when he's feeding

 

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!

 

To funny lmpao some people

 

yup i was going to ask this same thing mine is 8 months and humps everthing now we have given him th cushion and he humps it to the point of exhuastion me and the wife die laughing and he just goes downstairs and passes out last time he was humping so hard and got so tired just fell over is this normal we do give him alot of exericise

 

i had a question too, my dog is two years and now is abnormally trying to hump my spayed female who he has grown up around and has not tried to hump her this much. its getting almost rediculous and its not a dominant thing, he tried humping me once and i nipped that in the bud but now its def sexual. is a relief going to help this, i absolutelty dont want to fix him....

 

Ye, just give him a good tug weekly and it'll calm him down.........

 

Just let em finish.........it doesnt take that long! Lol

 

lmao, a good tug or a pillow, either way. but my girl dont like him humpin her thats for sure ha.

 

U should let him release, they say 2 hand stimulant is the best

 

The dog in my avatar never humped anything or anyone unnecessarily, but when he was a pup he used to get really excited with women and when they squatted down to pet him he would jump up and then start ejaculating?,or pissing, on them while they were cluelessly petting him.

Another dog I had would knock his 5 gallon water bucket over and hump it all damn day and if you tried to take it from him to give him water he would get very protective of his "girlfriend".

 

LMAO at this thread. KNew a dog that would get himself all worked up and hump the ground. This one female would lay in front of him and roll around just out of reach, almost like a stripper or something. The second the dog started to act like he was about to nut she would bite the fuck out of him and run. Evil bitch! lol

 

i had a young dog (pup) try to hump a bitch in heat so much his cock was hard a hanging out of his sheath for over an hour he was wimpering and crying i knew it was hurting his ass . it went on for a while so being young i called a vet and asked him what i should do or if i should do anything he said through a hand full of sugar on it lmao for real thats what he said , so i did and tell you what it was just like thoughing salt on a slug lol it went away fast as it came , who knew all he needed was a little sweet peter lol

 

That's the funniest thing i've read in a VERY LONG TIME!!! Thank you. And i'll be sure to keep sugar around next time i get a little male pup! :-)

 

Lol @willypete! Now that's funny

 

well i treid viagra for the first time last night......that sugar trick doesnt work.................not on humans anyway! lol