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how can i condition my bitch quick

Discussion in 'Sports & Activities' started by cothee, Nov 9, 2011.

  1. cothee

    cothee Pup

    what are some exercises i can do to quickly condition my dog she is 1 year and 8 months
     
  2. AGK

    AGK Super duper pooper scooper Administrator

    Steroids and a slat mill.
     
  3. crimsonghost

    crimsonghost Top Dog

    Why do you need to do it quick?
     
  4. redwar

    redwar Big Dog

    Magic lamp and a genie.
     
  5. You can't. You should have gotten off your ass and started sooner LOL
     
  6. hammer head

    hammer head Top Dog

    hog hunting tips......

    cut her food to pure protein.....only feed her a night with no water.......run her all day......no water.....double the chain weight....check her feet ....feed her fish in morning with water for at least 2 days before show with total rest in dark room....OTC if she doesnt go into shock at :40 ......pick her up at 1:00 and shake hands as you got a good one.

    yis
     
  7. doubletap

    doubletap Banned

    what is your idea of quick cothee??
     
  8. jacko

    jacko CH Dog

    got your dog into trouble ?? otherwise patience is a virtue ....
     
  9. RedGoodbye

    RedGoodbye CH Dog

    You could quickly give her to a dogman.
     
  10. doubletap

    doubletap Banned

    chuckled at that....... :)
     
  11. LMFAO! That is awesome!! haha
     
  12. chucho

    chucho Big Dog

    You could try to click your heels 3 times.
     
  13. redrumdog

    redrumdog Top Dog

    Why not do it right from the start? Doing things fast and short cuts will get you no where in the long run.Either do it right or don't do it at all.
     
  14. ben brockton

    ben brockton CH Dog

    every dog is different so "quick" is relative. some require a lot of time & others don't. at this point you thinking quick means you fucked something up. you don't give it h20 you are a fool. change the diet totally a few out is playing with fire. if you can't bring them right then don't bring them till you can. ain't doing yourself or the dog any favors by going about things halfassed.
     
  15. AGame

    AGame CH Dog

    If you can't do it in 30 days or less then the post above was right give her to a dogman
     
  16. hammer head

    hammer head Top Dog

    If its a try-out then just go for it but take someone that knows want to look for.

    If its the whole 9 yards then I dont like your odds. And get ready to nurse a sick dog.

    YIS
     
  17. Naustroms

    Naustroms CH Dog

    this.

    or this.

     
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  18. Iron Mike

    Iron Mike CH Dog

    "6 pounds of lean meat and all the gator-aid she can drink" ----Maurice Carver
     
  19. doubletap

    doubletap Banned

    we have a winner......."2011 conditioner of the year goes to.......";):D:cool:
     
  20. Mike7

    Mike7 Pup

    how can i condition my bitch quick?: tell the fat fcuk to join weightwatchers...
     

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