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Guts or Balls

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by chinasmom, May 28, 2009.

  1. chinasmom

    chinasmom CH Dog

    Sort of a joke....

    Guts or balls. There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
    people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between
    them?

    In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
    your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
    cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
    of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
    butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, Chubby."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result
    in death.
     
    chinasmom, May 28, 2009
    #1
  2. CLKENNELS

    CLKENNELS Top Dog

    Well now I'm not so sure I have balls... Thanks a lot chinamom for the ego kill
     
    CLKENNELS, May 28, 2009
    #2
  3. DMMK

    DMMK Big Dog

    Great post chinamom....:D
     
    DMMK, May 28, 2009
    #3
  4. KuttersKru

    KuttersKru Top Dog

    LMFBAO!!! Nice, China
     
    KuttersKru, May 28, 2009
    #4
  5. BoogiemanBlood

    BoogiemanBlood CH Dog

    Lmao! Funny Funny! :d
     
    BoogiemanBlood, May 28, 2009
    #5
  6. JBlazeRx7

    JBlazeRx7 Top Dog

    :eek:WOW Now that is some itsh right there! LMAO:D
     
    JBlazeRx7, May 30, 2009
    #6

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