mexican oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day
roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,
the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you
just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those
are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
morning. A delicacy!'
The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one
serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you
come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed h is order, and
that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter
and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, ' Si , Senor.
Sometimes, the Bull wins.

 

lmao .......

 

LMFAO.. That was great! J

 

lmao good one

 

Niiice

 

ha ha ha ha, good bye matador!!!!