Stupid People

OK, on my training forum they have this thread going about the dumbest things people have ever said to you or reacted to you about your dog...I about peed myself when I read this one:

This guy trains his dog in German (has a GSD), so he gives his dog a command and the lady sitting next him says, "Oh what language are you speaking to the dog in?"...The guy replies "German", the lady says "Oh yes, they understand their native language much easier" ........I can't stop laughing at this


I take Buddy (dog in my signiture) to the vet to drop him off for his dental. I am sitting quietly - Buddy is in a down position under my chair, the waiting room is full of what I affectionately call ankle biters all barking away, this woman walks in with her little dog and the whole waiting room of little dogs start barking and growling at this woman and her poor little dog.....she immediately looks at my Buddy and says..."OMG isn't that one of those killer dogs"...Normally this would not be funny but in the midst of all thos little sh*t eaters tryin to attack her little poochie...while my lazy ass boy is nappin under my chair...I could not help but giggle


Ok anyone else got any...lets have some fun...or not :eek:

 

Last week I went home on my lunch break and took my girl Lexi for a quick walk. This guy is building a new house on my street, and the guy at the corner has the "right of way" adjacent to his property all dug up from them putting in water and sewage lines and such. I had never met this neighbor of mine previously. He was raking up some of the mess and I decided to stop and introduce myself. We started talking and he bends down and starts petting Lexi.....then he says as he's petting her "oh, this is one of those mean ass pit bulldogs isn't it?" I just laughed and said "yeah, she's a killer huh?" We both laughed and I educated him a bit, and he agreed that their bad rap is unfair cuz "they're really beautiful dogs" as he put it, lol. But he had told me he'd heard from some of the other neighbors about us and our "pit bulls", but everyone had told him they really were surprised by them and they weren't what you hear about on the news. That was good to hear that my neighbors seem to like my dogs and understand they're not monsters....

 

"Hey can I breed my bitch to your dog?"

"No."

"Ok, I understand, he's not in heat right? Let me know when he comes into heat so I can breed him to my bitch".

I giggled and said "ok, the day my male dogs comes into heat, I'll back him up to your bitch".

I hope he's not holding his breath-it might be quite some time!

 

ok here is stupid for you .....its my current neighbors on my right side of the house...(same dimwit that tried to walk in my yard and PET my dogs with out my knowlege or permission)...i went out to garden and he says to his buddies ..oh i offered her 150 dollars for one of her dogs and she didnt take it.. i was like dude you couldnt offer me that for a fish no less one of my dogs..and they aint for sale..well all his buddies come over with their dogs all talking how bad thier pits are ...not one pure in the mix.. i was like oh well whatever..told them get educated.. and he says oh i had a pit .. i said what blood ..he said i dont deal in bloodline .. i dont know..
so basically they pick up when theres a sign for free puppies and fight them illegally ..win lose or draw ...theres always another free pit to be had.. also to ad insult to injury he sends them out into the front yard and expects the dog to stay there.. well ..his last pit he had didnt stay there.. now theres one more to die because not like he was gonna claim it or license it.. now he has a mixed breed and they are beginning to congregate over there.. damn .. probably gonna turn the garage into a pit for fights.. crud im gonna have to buy a gun or marry a cop.....off to get me a hand gun cyall later

 

OMG thats toooooooooo funny, an aquaintance of mine was approached and the guy asked her if he could breed his bitch to her male.....she tells him "well he is fixed", the response "Oh, well then I'll give ya 50 bucks"........

Bwwwaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

 

I took Zigana in a local pet store to get her a couple of new bowls and what not, and this lady ask me what breed did i have and I told her I had an APBT, she says "oh, I see she is smaller because you crossbred her with the terrier right?" I promptly left the store. Zigana is 5mos old, and looks good. Funny things is that the dumbest people are working in the animal stores.

 

Here are a few I've gotten ...

When we took Bailey to the anti-BSL rally I had a guy ask me if she was mixed w/ Chihuahua b/c she was so small!!! (30lbs at 11 mos)

Years ago I met a fellow who had dogs that were mixed w/ APBT, American Bulldog, Great Dane & Mastiff. He was insistent to the point of fighting that his monstrosities were pit bulls b/c "the original pit bull was a mix of bulldog & mastiff."

Sheesh. :rolleyes:

 

When we first got Ozzy, Mercedes was very jealous. She would try to attack him every chance that she got. So one day while we had Oz at Petsmart, my hubby asked a trainer is there anyway that we could introduce them without causing a fight(this was before I knew what I know now, we were still new to the breed). I explain that they are APBT and that she is the dominant dog in our home and that Oz is fine with the other male and that he is very submissive. I also explain that we have had to pull her off of him a couple times before and that she is very DA. So she says, "You just have to let them go and let her dominate him." I say "Did you not hear what I said, they are APBT, she's highly DA."
"Well, once she's dominated him, it will stop"

"Are you insane, she's gonna kill him if I let them out together."

"Oh, no no. They will be fine."

"Yea, um no. It doesnt work that way. Are you sure you're qualified for this job?"
Then we walk away.

 

Is that a red nosed dog? when I was walking Gretchen who has a black nose. I just say no just her poop hole is red. Some of the blood lines people ask about or say theirs is crack me up.

 

lol. I had that happen once. I had a guy come up to me one time ask if my dog Tiger was a rednose. It was all I could do to keep from busting out.

Then there aree those who brag about their "Gator Pits" or "Texas Rednoses."

 

Okay...I work very early for me on Saturdays. I work at 9 Am and I always go to Bojangles before work. I had Phantom with me that day and the guy taking my order in the drive through goes, What bloodline's is he? I was impressed, usually I just hear, wow a pit bull or whatever. So i go, he's budweiser crusher on top and bullhill's red bullet on bottom. The guy smiled and went, ya, great blood, but mine is Budweiser Bone crusher on top and BLUE chinaman on bottom. I left without saying anything else.

 

I do laugh. Some times I think I am going to tear a lung or shit my pants laughing so hard. You got to tell them those gator pits are green. lol

 

I was walking Venus one day and this guy asks what kind of dog she is so I say "American Pit Bull" and he says "American Poodle?!" LOL

 

OK, here's some I've heard with the dogs I have now.


Mia -

"Is that a red nose?"

"Yeah, (I look down at her obviously red nose) she has a red nose."

"Oh, I mean Old Famly Red Nose."

"No."

"But she got a red nose?" (looks all confused)

"Yeah, but just because she's red, or has a red nose, doesn't mean she is an OFR. OFR is a bloodline of dogs who usually are red because of in/line breeding. Red is just a really common color but not all OFRNs are red and not all reds are Old Family."

"Oh. I have a OFRN, do you want to breed them?"

"Um, (trying REALLY hard to be nice) no thanks."

"I let you breed her free if I get a male. (pup)"

"Hell no!"

"Well what if I take a girl?"

"(Me walking off in disgust)"

"Whatever! She's a lame-ass guard dog anyway!"

"(Me walking back in anger), That's because she's not a guard dog dumb ass! If I choose to breed her again it won't be to your dog, it won't be to an OFRN, and it won't be owned by an idiot like you!"

This happened two days ago.


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Mia is trained in SAR. This happened on her second find (real not a trial). This woman worked for the Detroit Free Press.

"(Woman is petting Mia) What kind of dog is she?"

"She is an American Pit Bull Terrier"

"(Woman stops petting her and quickly steps back) Oh. And she's doing this?"

"Yep. Actually quite a few pits do."

"So when she found him (the teen) she didn't bite him?"

"No, of course not! She loves what she does. Mia has a great temperament."

"But she's a Pit Bull? She doesn't bite people?"

"Well you were just petting her, was she trying to bite you?"

"No."

"Well then there's your answer."


This ended up in the article she was doing.


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"Nice dog. She's a Pit Bull, right."

"Yeah."

"I have a tiger stripe pit too. I breed them."




China -

I had China at my grandma's house at 12 weeks for a little socialization and one of her friends came over. The lady was playing with China and everything was great till she asked what she was. I said she's an American Pit Bull Terrier and Winni (that's her name) jumped up on my gram's couch and was crying because China was trying to jump on the couch with her. Tears and everything. I put China up and went back to talk to her. She said she thought she was a Dalmatian and that was the first Pit Bull she had ever been close to. I ended up talking to her for about two hours about pits and finally got her to pet China again.


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We're at the video store and this guy starts petting China. Then he looks up at me and says, "How many people has she attacked?"


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Another time I took China to get ice cream and an older lady was walking down the street and started the "Oh my god there's a Pit Bull! Clear the streets... were all going to die!" type shit. She told me that her grandson was killed by a white Pit Bull just like China except it was the long-haired variety. I said I was sorry about her grandson but there is no "long-haired variety" and that if the dog had really long hair it wasn't a Pit. She told me that just because I had a Pit Bull it didn't make me an expert and that I should do some research before I open my mouth. There was a rare long-haired variety and she has been researching them since her grandson was killed. I told her that since birth there has never been a day in my life that was not filled with the love of these dogs and that all my years of experience gives me the right to "open my mouth". She gave China and I an evil look and walked off like I was a total idiot.




Beacon -

This is a GSD that I was taking to the vet for a friend of mine. After the vet she wanted me to pick up a harness at the pet store. Beacon has fear based aggression and will bite people he doesn't know if they get in his face. Normally I wouldn't take a dog like this into a pet store but I needed to try the harness on him so in we went. I was at a shelf looking at the Bully Breeds magazine and this guy asks if he can pet him. I said "no he'll bite" and the guy says, "Oh, OK." So I turn back around toward the shelf and continue looking at the magazine. I can see what he's doing because the back of the shelf is a mirror so I'm kind of watching him. He looks at stuff in the isle, looks at Beacon, and then back at me. After a minute or so he looks at me reading then goes to walk off and as he goes he pets Beacon on the head. Beacon tried to bite him but I grabbed him before he could and the guy steps back and gives me a really dirty look. I said, "I told you not to pet him." and he just walks off with an additude. I feel partially responsible for this because I shouldn't have had a dog like that in the store but I told him Beacon would bite!

 

well what happened to me was funny,but also disturbing.it was funny that this boy was so stupid but disturbing that he actually thought this was common practice.couple years back i went into town to the grocerey store and i took my male rocky with me.he was in the back end of my pickup and as i drove into the store the boy that was helping this woman put her things in her pickup was looking at my dog as i was pulling in,so i get out of my truck and put rocky inside and go in and get my food and such,so i payed for my grocerys and then i go up to customer service to get me a carton of ciggiarettes,so anyways while i am waiting to get my smokes this same boy comes up to me and says can i help you with your things mister,i said sure just let me get my smokes here and we can head on out.so i paid for my smokes and we headed out to the truck and he is putting my stuff in the back end.so i open my carton and take out a pack of smokes and then i put the carton in my truck.so while i am lighting me a smoke the boy says to me damn mister thats one fine bulldog you got there,i said thank you son he's an old one just like me and kind of laughed a bit.so he asks could he pet him so i said sure ya can so i take him out and put him up on the tail gate and i sit down next to him so i can smoke.he says boy he sure is a nice one,have you delocked him yet.well i thought he said declawed him so i says son you dont take a dogs nails out they aint like cats.so he says no not declaw delock,so i says whats delock i aint never heard of it before.so he says your the guy who has bred these dogs for so many years and you dont know what delocking is.i said yep in all my years i aint never heard of delocking enlightin me.so he says well you know how these dogs have locking jaws,well all you have to do is get a hammer and break their jaw and let it heal on their own and then they cant lock their jaws no more.so i looked at him and i said well how you reckon they eat when you bust their jaw,oh you just give em milk and water and they will be fine it only takes about a month for it to heal,so if you wanna be safe just faten your dogs up before you do it put like a extra 20 or 30 pounds on em.so i says your crazy have you did this before,and he says oh yeah tons of times.my truck is right there he says and i got a hammer in my tool box let me run and get it real quick,so i says ok you go get that hammer.so he runs and gets that hammer so he comes back with it and i says so this is what you use,let me take a look at it.so he hands it to me it's just a regular hammer aint nothing special,so i stand up and i say ok and i take rocky by the collar and i said show me where to hit and he says oh just right here and he points to the jawbone,anywhere in this area and if you hear it snap you have done it right.so i bring the hammer to the dogs jaw and i go back and forth like i am gonna hit it,and i go 1,2,3 and on the 3rd i bring the hammer around and hit the boy in the hip with it.and he screams i said hurts dont it,then i started shouting at the boy,saying you see this here hammer i am gonna bust yer jaw with it then shove it up your ass and pull your inards out with the claw.and i start chasing the boy around my truck.so he is screaming i am coughing and running about as fast as i could at 76 i belive i was at the time.so i finialy catch the boy and i grab him by the throat and throw him over the hood of my truck and i bring the hammer to his jaw bone,so he is screaming like a little girl now and i feel something warm on my leg so i look down and he pissed himself,so i scream at him you pissed on me now your really gonna get it i might just skip it all and hit you right twixt the eyes with this and kill you stone dead.so now the store manager is out and he says whats going on i said none of your buisness and look at him so he backs off and just watches and says please dont kill him.so i stand him up and hold him against my passanger side door.and i says to him boy your a joke,look at ya all covered in piss your crying you got boogers in your nose hell you didnt even grow as big as a man should be i said you aint no more than 5''3 or so.so i says to him now you gonna break anymore dogs jaws,and he says all shakey nnnno sir,so i still got him by the throat and i shake him a little bit and holler at him you sure boy,yyyes sir.so i says to him if i hear of you busting another dogs jawbone again i will come to your house when your asleep snatch you out of your bed hog tie ya and throw you in the back of my truck and when i am done with ya you will be hog feed.so i tell him go clean yourself up boy so you dont smell like a homeless bum when your putting things in folks cars and i turn him loose.so the manager asks what was all that about and i tell him and he says well i knew if you was doing something like this it had to be something pretty bad.and i knew better than to interfere.hell i remember when i was a little boy and you caught me drinking a beer when you got a hold of me i almost shit my pants,i never drank again till i was old enough and i bet he will never do that to a dog again,and he never has.

 

Hey Tex, I love ur stories, damn i wish u were my grandpop so i could sit around and listen to these stories all day long. Well hopefully one day soon we will get the chance to sit around and listen to u tell stories, till then keep on typin and makin me laugh

 

I was walk one of my boys in the park (on a leash) and there was some kind of craft show or something going on. I walked way out of my way and took Echo away from the crowd and toward the back of the park. On the way out a man stopped me, asked if Echo was friendly and if his two boys and himself could pet him. I said sure...Echo loves kids. While I was talking to the man a woman walked up and said "I can't believe you brought that MEAN dog here where there are PEOPLE!" and I turned around (and as calm as possible) said "Oh yeah he looks like he is MAULING those boys!" (Echo was licking the boys that were sitting on the ground petting him). And she walked away all pissed off. Stupid people.

 

sure ya will,i am hoping to see each and everyone of you that can make it at the gamedog get together.

 

I think the funniest thing that has ever happened to me was when i took my dog to a new vet to get him checked up. As im getting ready to leave i see that the waiting room is filled with people and a bunch of those ankle biter dogs. As soon as i open the door from the back room to go through the tiny waiting room to leave the whole room parts like the red sea when they see my dog because they are all terrified of him, well with all that noise and people shuffling around don't u know some lady gets freakin attacked by one of those ankle biters and then some people try to blame it on my dog saying that my dog scared the little dog into biting her. LOL i got a good laugh out of it

 

I have 2 decently funny ones.

I took a male of mine to an ADBA point show. Im walking him out, and as i pass this guy i hear-

Guy- "Thats a bad ass chocolate Pit"

i ignore him, as my dog is not chocolate, nor would i think he would have been talking to me.

Guy- "Hey lady, whats your pits stud fee?"

Me- "Hes not for stud"

Guy- "Well i have a bad ass champion bitch that i'd like to breed him too"

Me- "Hows she bred?"

Guy- "I dont know the names, but i can tell you shes full of champions!!"

Me- a chuckle.. and a smirk, as i walk away.

Another time, i was trying to educate some idiots that a friend of mine knew. They start talking about "lock jaw" and i proceed to tell them how that is a huge myth, and so forth.
Their reaction - "Ya, i know, that lock jaw stuff is bull shit. You know whats crazy though? That Dobermans brains out grow their skull and they go crazy! Those dogs are ticking timebombs man."
:confused: LOL!