Funny ...

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?


Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife And two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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REPUBLICAN'S ANSWER:

BANG!

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SOUTHERNER'S ANSWER:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or the hollow points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist?"



(Even though I was born & raised in Ohio - I guess I am really a Southerner b/c if it were me in that situation I would have shot the hell out of his a..!!! lol ... )

 

Rotflmmfao!!!!!

 

LMAO!! Thanks for the good laugh!

 

ROFLMFAO! I guess that means my husband and I are Southerners..LMAO! That was freakin hilarious!

 

yesss lol I must be a Southerner and a Republican. I like that one. It is meant to be funny and it is. But there is also some truisms behind it. I love that one. Good clean joke.

 

LMAO!! That was good! Thanks for the laugh this morning!!!

 

i laughed my ass off when i read this,that sounds just like a democrat,i fell into the southern type person.cept i wouldnt be carrying a glock i would be carrying a S&W 44 .mag with hollow points

 

I carry a Military model 1911 45, some times a contender 45/70.

 

Great joke. I would fall into the Southerner. I was born and raised in down south Louisiana.

 

that will most definetely get the job done,

 

Yep it is complete and perminant for sure.

 

how true, how true


SOUTHERNERS ROCK!

 

Too damn funny!

 

That was funnier than hell. I enjoyed that
I must definetly be a southerner LOL