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Major arteries. I think either one of the 3 would work. Trocar is a rod used after a body is injected with embalming fluid.

 

so are you taking A&P, or are you a mortician?


just wondering thats all lol. trocar is a gruesome name lol

 

The latter. Always liked Trocar.

 

Aspirator, Femoral, Axilary, and Carotid after taking AP 1 & 2 I couldnt imagine calling them that for there names lol.. trocar though sounds pretty cool.. i actually like that name alot lol.

 

Aspirator is the machine that a trocar is hooked up to. It can be an electric one or a one that hooks up to a faucet. I like femoral and carotid as names. Axilary is lame.

I agree about Trocar. But, you would need an animal that lived up to the name. Kinda like the kid that was named Rockey and only plays video games.

 

rockey lol yeah thats ironic.

 

You are a mortician lakewood dogger?

 

I'm licensed by the division of consumers affairs to practice Mortuary Science. Yes.

 

I like Kracken..........release the Kracken!

 

Wow that's pretty cool man!How much school do you need for that?

 

Depends on the State. Most require a degree to get into Mortuary School. You then have to pass mortuary school. After you pass, you take the National Board. You have to pass that. Then you take the State Board. Then you are administered an embalming practical exam where a member of your State Board of Mortuary Science observes you embalming a body. In the mean time, you have to fulfill the requirements of your state apprenticeship program.

 

Could you open your own funeral home if wanted too?

 

That's a good one!

 

Lol i think im stickin to archie!

 

Mungo is pretty cool if you change your mind.

 

where im at its 1 year prerequisite and 1 year main course work. i was almost going to do that myself. thats why i had asked if he was a mortician.

 

Take it back to the 80's and call him Bruce Leroy!

 

How's the pay?Even in this economy you would have job security.I thought about it too,but friends and family were getting a little creeped out lol.

 

If i was a mortician all my dogs would be on raw diet!

 

I can't give up a name until I see what the pup looks like got a pic? LOL