UH OH!!! look who's back

Yes its the notorious misterdogman, I have decided to admit my wrongs and come back as a well behaved and proper citizen of the pit bull community. Its been a sad and long year for me away, I decided to wait for a while and just was allowed back under certain conditions. I cant wait to chat, talk and help around here again, and I promise to be more tactful in my postings. But I warn you im still a total smartass and have to keep myself chained up most of the time so I dont totally go off the deep end and start pretending I have tourettes syndrome or something. To all the new people I dont know hi its nice for you to meet me and to all the people who know me hi to you too, you know what to expect.
Mister

 

Welcome back Mr

 

thankyou sir, I owe it all to you.

 

Why hello again! You may remember me as noel from another forum.

I'm still laughing about mr. smiley trying to tell you that the pitbulls' past has no bearing on the present and that talking about it was tiresome.

 

Wow you have a good memory...but alas I have been studying hard a diligently lately and I cant believe how wrong I was...I now know that a pit bulls, past history and breeding have nothing to do with what it produces...lmao...I has becomne edeucated in my time away... thanks to wonderful people like mr smiley...man I know everything thanks to him...haha.. thanks for the welcome back I appreciate it and I swear like I told you before if I ruffle any feathers in my return I will kindly condition wash and comb them out afterwards...scouts honor.

 

hey, hey, hey! welcome back! i've read quite a bit about you lol.

 

Welcome back. I too have heard a great deal about you...some good...some bad...lol...just kidding!! I heard alot os positive things about, and cant wait to see you active in posting!

 

Welcome back- I look forward to reading your posts! You've got some good friends in high places in these parts, they were missing you the other day! I'm sure you know...

BTW- there is a certain charm to being a smartass, we are a dying breed...

 

LOL hey brother, what a suprise to see ya back upon log-in tonight. A good one at that

 

Yes im sure...I can just imagine the wonderful things you all have heard about me...im sure most of it probaly was bad stuff because im a really bad person and I have a habit of showing it...but lets all just pretend I didnt just admit that ...im here now to play the good guy role and even if you know im faking it just keep it on the D.L. so nobody knows im a closet psychotic...I work better that way...I been back in Iowa for a while now and im back to my old love in the dogs, I was involved to my misfortune in hurricane Katrina and just after purchasing 3 dogs I saw them washed away at no control to myself, and I was inland too... I had some serious lacerations and both legs were broke and I was in a coma for 13 weeks from a killer staph infection that almost killed me, my family couldnt find me ...my friends thought I was dead but I had the last laugh because I woke up... and saw a tag on my bed that said J. Doe...I told the nurse at least she got my first initial right but my name aint John...her eyes were as big as saucers when she heard me talk...it was funny I still thought it was August and it took a while to adjust to the facts...so to make a long story short thanks from everyone for the welcome back and I just want to say all the things you heard about me are true...except for the things that dont make me look good...those things are all lies...every single last one of them...

 

ahhh,,the infamous Mr. D,,how the hell are ya!?,,glad u came back,,me for one,,I like a good smartass,,fire away!

 

I have to at least make it 24 hours before getting banned again for the 3rd or 4th time...I cant remember how many it was but I remember it sucked...wait until tomorrow then ill start firing those smartass bullets...

 

I'll be waiting

 

3-4, I think it was a few more than that! LOL You've definetly got the record on whose been banned the most, we'll just leave it at that.

 

No way I cant be the record holder...there has to be someone worse than me in the sites history...like those one people who I cant remember right now remember them?... whoever they are they had to be banned more than I was...and those other people who were like annoying and stuff all the time...remember them too?? it was that one guy and that one chick or something... they got banned like a lot... like eleventeenteen times a piece...yeah whatever your right I probaly do have the record I aint fooling anyone...but when I think of someone Ill remember and then ill tell you...

 

PhillyPitty LMAO, see I'll help ya out

 

Welcome back, I've also heard a lot about you..your reputation proceeds you. Look forward to reading your posts, and as for being a smarass, its nice to have another one around..lol

 

HAHAHAHA I meant "banned the most, and we let ya back"

 

YEAH THATS THE THING or woman or man or whatever...wasnt that person also DR KING or something...HA I knew I wasnt the worst...phillypitty was much worse than me...well more annoying anyway maybe not worse...but hence im here and she? he? it?... isnt.... so I win even if I still have more banishments...man I was starting to stress about it...thanx Marty

 

now she/he was entertainment!! Can we bring this person back?