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Ten Commandments of Bulldogs

Discussion in 'Dog Discussion' started by PADogman, Apr 16, 2011.

  1. PADogman

    PADogman Top Dog

    1.) My life only lasts about 10-15 years. So remember any separation from you will be painful.
    Remember that before you get me.

    2.) Give me the time to understand what you want from me.

    3.) Place your trust in me. That is crucial to my well being.

    4.) don't get angry with me for a long period of time or lock me up. You have freinds to talk and visit with.
    Remember, all I have is you.

    5.) Talk to me sometimes. Even though I can't understand your words, I can understand the tone of your voice.

    6.) Be aware of how you treat me. Because I'll never forget.

    7.) Please don't hit me, Because all I can do is bite and scratch. And I don't want to do that.

    8.) Before you scould me for my behavior. Ask whats wrong with me. I might be sick, sad or lonely.

    9.) Please take care of me when I get old. You will grow old too.

    10.) Go with me on that difficult journey. Never say "I can't bear to watch," or let it happen in your absence. Everything is easier if you're there.
     
  2. Cato2011

    Cato2011 Banned

    Commandment 11.) If i pull a dirty diaper out of the trash, let me eat it. jk
     
  3. ohpitbulls

    ohpitbulls CH Dog

    Nice, thanks for sharing.
     
  4. spliff

    spliff Big Dog

    i like that,thank you..
     
  5. jangspitz

    jangspitz Pup

    Niceone...
     
  6. ElJay

    ElJay CH Dog

    ditto, i like that.
     
  7. allbiz00

    allbiz00 Pup

    You sound like you have good sense. Thanks for posting.
     
  8. 6sN7s

    6sN7s Top Dog

    12.) Please dont put me into a cage for 23 houres a day.

    13.) Please dont allow other breeds to make to love to me

    14.) Please dont buy me a spike collar.
     
  9. BIGEASY

    BIGEASY Pup

    i loved it. great set of commandments :]
     
  10. ShakaZ

    ShakaZ CH Dog

    Never trust me not to fight.
     
  11. Saiyagin

    Saiyagin Chihuahua

    LMAO@please dont buy me a spike collar hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
     
  12. cutt

    cutt CH Dog

    ahh yeahhh, these are great...
     
  13. Crisis

    Crisis Pup

    lol at spiked collar!
     
  14. JohanM

    JohanM Pup

    Common sence!!

    Good to point out tho
     
  15. I think the first commandment should be:

    Never trust me not to fight. It is your job to keep me out of situations I should not be in, not my job to "know better".
     
  16. Mud Dawg

    Mud Dawg Pup

    Great stuff love it. spiked collar thats funny
     
  17. inbred78

    inbred78 Pup

    15.)I am a working breed so give me a job I'll die to please.(It rhymed if you like switch it with cry.)[•____•]
     
  18. scooter

    scooter Big Dog

    AMEN and AMEN
     
  19. inbred78

    inbred78 Pup

    I would hope entertainment is not being taken too seriously.
     
  20. Saiyagin

    Saiyagin Chihuahua

    My first commandment would be is >THIS BREED OF DOG IS NOT FOR EVERYONE.
     

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