POOP and more POOP...

This has been a great half hour.

I slept right through the warnings, although I vaguely remember through the mist of my dreamland hearing my Great Dane, Ranger, whining/whimpering by the bedroom door. The mist from my dream started to fade as I heard a distinct "SPLAT" followed by a "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP" that sounded like air exploding out of a balloon when it flies around the room. I shot straight up out of bed, then I turned on the light and OH MY GOODNESS.

The first HUGE spot (remember- GREAT DANE) was right by the bedroom door-poor guy was desperate. This was the easiest spot to get being that it was all in one spot. The tricky stuff was the machine-gun type spray that covered the rug in the middle of the floor. Oh, and two more quickie poopies by my side of the bed. It was like someone sprayed the room with an electric doo doo gun.

Cleaning supply inventory:

2 sacrificed hand towels
1 roll paper towels
3/4 aerosol can RESOLVE high-traffic carpet cleaner
The rest of the Lysol
Topped off with "Special Edition powder and pamper" scented Febreeze

It was all my fault- I never go to bed without letting them do their business, but he was snuggled up asleep by my husband when I let Dante out and didn't want to disturb Ranger. Okay fine that's a lie- my husband's a grumpy SOB when he's asleep on the couch so I just said screw it and let the "sleeping dogs lie". They came to bed around 1 a.m. and Ranger never got let out.

At least he doesn't have sick-belly. Those are the WORST. I guess it coulda been worse. The cherry on top I think is the fart my APBT just layed on me.
What a way to start the day. I'm going back to bed and starting over. :cool:

 

don't ya hat e the splatter spray,,, thats the worst,,,boy you should have 5 dogs with parvo at the same time,,, coming from both ends constantly for 2-3 weeks,,, horrible i tell you,,, my shack smelled like a lysol factory for month

 

I am sorry your dog. If a dog wines he has pain, he tried to hide the poop inside. But this is impossible (sometimes it just goes for us). I hope you have comforted your dog.....

 

LOL, hell of a thing to read first thing in the morning.

Years ago by buddy asked me to watch his house while he went on vacation, he just had brand new wall to wall carpet laid in his house. So I sure but I would have to bring my dog with me, he was reluctant but said ok.

He had A nice baby blue rug still had that new carpet smell and all, I left my dog in the house while I went down the street for a pizza. When I got back the house smelled like someone died. Oh it was horrible , so I went searching, well didn't have to go too far to find the biggest, brownest, muddiest of watery liquid right in the center of the living room.

I spent the whole week trying to clean it, no good, the carpet turned green in that one spot. It was the best I could do. After hours of scrubbing, shampooing & spraying it finally sank in that the stain wasn't going anywhere.
My other buddy came over and after sitting and partaking in some of mother natures greenest plants I got an idea. I'll dye the rug ! LOL (amazing what ya think of )
I kid you not, I searched high and low for something to dye it with. The only thing I could find on my limited budget was "toilet blue" . It was alot darker but believe it or not it worked. I had to scrub that out some too but I got pretty damn close.

Well my buddy came home and noticed a slight color change and was like....funny, I never noticed that color fade when they laid the rug, he just shrugged it off. Years later I told him what happened and he laughed his ass off.

Sorry , long story , thought I'd share.

 

LMAO. Thanks...i enjoyed that

 

Poor guy...he was really embarrased while my husband and I were cleaning up the room, but he's fine now. He tried really hard to hold it, hence all the pressure.

 

LMAO! Oh LB, I'm sorry but that was so funny....
About 2 weeks or so ago hubby and I were, um, well in the middle of some "bedroom sports". Well, Parker had been having some tummy trouble that evening, but had been ok for about 2 hrs or so. Well right in the middle of our fun, I hear this loud PPPFFFTTTT followed by the smell of death. Of course the bedroom door was shut, so the smell had nowhere to go. Talk about ruining a good moment. So we have to hurry as we are both gagging. I turn the light on and there is the nastiest, runny line of turds by my door. So I have to clean it before I open the door. As I am cleaning the crap by the door. Parker burps and like projectile vomits by my bed. This also smells terrible. So I take him out to his crate and I find out he had pooped in his crate, ate it and was now puking and pooping the recycled poo.

 

I can understand the dog really. On a Sunday walk I had once the same problem. I can remember that my sons asked: Dad, why you go so funnily? I could not answer, I went like John Travolta with chopping shoes.

 

OK I can't stop laughin...."electric doo doo gun" Bbbwwwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


The things you do for your dogs.....two winters ago it got sooooooo cold, in the single digits and stayed that way for about 4 days..well my boy decided F this, I ain't goin out in this cold for nothin....I could get him to step outside the front door and pee on my bush...but he was not holdin his ass that close to the ground for nothin, and the ground was frozen solid. Well after day 4 he was walkin around cryin and whining, I thought for sure he was goin to explode, so I got all bundled up, then I got my heavy duty blow dryer for your hair, and on my hands and knees melted the ice in a path to the end of my patio....where my boy promptly ran down and ejected 4 days of doo!!!!! Who has who trained????

 

LMAO...LB you are so crazy....I am so sorry that you had to go through all of that, especially in your condition and soooo late, or early at night/morning....
I hope it all turned out better for you when you tried again!

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't believe you did that!!!!!! that is sooooooooooooo funny! hell mine will poop or stay out there. hahaha i start em out the day i get em to go on command when it's time to go out. they listen pretty damn good too. when one of em is jackin around and won't go i gotta holler.....go poop now damnit! once they know i'm mad they stroll on over somewhere and go. lol

 

LMAOOOO..now that is dedication....

 

ohhhh I feel bad for you. My GSD escaped her kennel the other day while I was at work. Tore up my house but then I go upstairs and it looked like she just spun in circles shitting in my room. I swear there was poop dropplets covering the entire floor. All I could do was cry lol. It took 2 hours to clean up, and yes I took pics because it was so unbelieveable how much crap she made in 6 hours time. I'm not sure if I want to post the pics on a public forum though. It's pretty nasty!