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If you're watching.. They are too!

Discussion in 'Pit Bull News' started by oldguy, May 29, 2019.

  1. slim12

    slim12 CH Dog Staff Member

    Excellent post. My parents were the same. My friend as well. It is not like I am 90 and talking about the great depression era as I am 49, and things have changed. In our area if you mouthed off or did some dumb shit the neighbor could tear your ass up and then you get another one at home for the neighbor having to do it in the first place. Talk about double jeopardy. LOL

    My buddy and I played an army game when we were like 10. We set up all the green army men and their tanks. Wrapped sheet plastic around a stick and stuck it in the fire. As the plastic burned and melted it started to drip plastic fireballs which was a most excellent device for a bombing raid on the army men. An excellent time. Right up until the broom straw field caught fire, jumped a fence line and damn near burned up a house.

    We stomped til we were over came and we hauled ass. His mom was called from work (which when a parent missed work for a child's dumbshit, things amped quickly). The fireman gave her riot act and just about charged her because she lit the trash barrel, and even though it went out and we re-lit it, it was on her.

    She accepted the blame and agreed to pay for the neighbor's fence until she came in the house. We were hiding. Soot covered shoes, no eye brows, black as a boot. She beat the shit out of me.

    I ran home crying and my Pops said we will go talk to her because like the best kid quote ever, "I did not do nuffin', she just hit me". It was about an 1/8th of a mile to her house. I took a solid 1/8th mile ass whipping all the way back home. And then some.

    Today's kid gets a timeout for arson. It goes from there.


  2. slim12

    slim12 CH Dog Staff Member

    And then once I took a 12oz. Budweiser can and filled it with gas. I siliconed a M-60 firecracker in the mouth. It would make a fire ball damn near as big as a house. I scorched an entire foot ball field with six or 8 of those 'weapons of mass destruction'.

    I was making one when my Pops pulled to the shop. I quickly stuck it behind the tool box and filled one with water. I threw it up in the air and it rained a nice mist cloud of water down. And like all great parents he said, "keep on dumb ass and you are going to blow your hand off". Crisis averted.

    Next day he sees the one behind the tool box and shows it to his buddy. "Look what these dumb ass kids made". He lit it and threw it out in the yard. It burned his legs and feet and the beard off his buddy who had to go to the hospital for burns, nothing life threatening but a hospital trip the same. My Pops legs were blistered.
    My Pops snatched me up and started on me with the end of a 5/8th inch garden hose. I had the threads from the brass fitting imprinted in my ass, my legs and anywhere else he hit me.

    In hindsight the garden hose sounds like too much. But also in hindsight it could have killed both of them that very day.

    I was not the sharpest knife in the drawer but I learned lessons very well, usually after the fact. My mission in life was to do dumb shit, get the shit beat out of me, learn a lesson, and move on to the next dumb shit. Then repeat.

    But each time my Pops was there to show me the way.

    It took awhile but I eventually put 2 and 2 together. Dumb shit = ass kicking.

    At that point the light bulb lit.

    As I look back, and what I see now, kids do dumb shit the same there is just no correction and the dumb shit escalates to really dumb shit and even further to incredible dumb shit.

    Carolinacur, david63, SMD760 and 4 others like this.
  3. david63

    david63 CH Dog

  4. david63

    david63 CH Dog

    Yes your mother or father used to tear your a## up and that was it. Nowadays the law gets involved in it then social service gets involved in it it's a whole lot of bull sh## now days.

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