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How to make a woman happy

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Bullyson, Jun 17, 2008.

  1. Bullyson

    Bullyson CH Dog

    How to Make a Woman Happy​



    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
     ​

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44 compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50 . not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes    ​


    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays</SPAN>
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes    ​
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring chicken wings
    3. Don't block the TV

    ​


    ​
     
    Bullyson, Jun 17, 2008
    #1
  2. Big Game

    Big Game CH Dog

    So So So True, Funny stuff DJ
     
    Big Game, Jun 17, 2008
    #2
  3. masta of game

    masta of game Banned

    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 18, 2008
    masta of game, Jun 17, 2008
    #3
  4. cutt

    cutt CH Dog

    great funny post
     
    cutt, Jun 18, 2008
    #4
  5. purplepig

    purplepig CH Dog

    I showed that to my wife, and she said," that just shows that women are deeper beings than men".:eek:LOL
     
    purplepig, Jun 18, 2008
    #5
  6. ericschevy

    ericschevy Big Dog

    I don't know, I don't think it's possible.. Not entirely anyway..lol :D
     
    ericschevy, Jun 18, 2008
    #6
  7. Bullyson

    Bullyson CH Dog

    You are exactly right my man. It is impossible to do completely. Happy one minute, chewing you up and spitting you out the next. Thats just the way it goes. Psycho a$$ females. :rolleyes:
     
    Bullyson, Jun 18, 2008
    #7

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