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F**king Badge

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by scratchin dog, Apr 30, 2009.

  1. scratchin dog

    scratchin dog CH Dog

    A WV State Police officer stops at a ranch down in Monroe County, WV. He tells the old ranch owner, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'

    The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

    The WVSP officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the State Government with me,' reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the rancher.

    'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish in any county. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

    The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

    Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the WVSP officer running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The officer is clearly terrified.

    The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs......

    'Your badge! Show him your f**king badge!'
     
  2. DMMK

    DMMK Big Dog

    LMAO..... SD you owe me lunch cause I just spit out all my lunch....:D
     
  3. scratchin dog

    scratchin dog CH Dog

    LMAO! Sorry bout that.:p
     
  4. surfercalavera

    surfercalavera Big Dog

    Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!
     
  5. gh32

    gh32 Premium Member Premium Member

    That's really funny,sounds about like what a cop would say.
     
  6. rocco

    rocco Big Dog

    LMAO wow I needed that one. That ones got me rollin over here:D
     
  7. AGK

    AGK Super duper pooper scooper Administrator

    thats a good one....
     
  8. Rocko

    Rocko Big Dog

    BAHAHA that was great first thing in the morning....thanks!:D
     
  9. lol... nice
     
  10. performanceknls

    performanceknls Top Dog

    LMFAO!! Thank you that was some funny shit!
     
  11. BoogiemanBlood

    BoogiemanBlood Premium Member Premium Member

    Now that's funny! Hopefully (like all good jokes) that one was spawned from a true story! :D
     
  12. scratchin dog

    scratchin dog CH Dog

    Yeh I agree with that. Would have loved to see it happen too. LMAO!
     
  13. Marty

    Marty Banned

    Have you shared this with Pitbull-chat?
     
  14. scratchin dog

    scratchin dog CH Dog

    No I havent, but I will. Unless you beat me to it. :)
     
  15. JamesT

    JamesT Top Dog

    good stuff
     
  16. Marty

    Marty Banned

    Go for it lol
     
  17. scratchin dog

    scratchin dog CH Dog

    lol...done.
     
  18. RosewoodAPBT

    RosewoodAPBT Big Dog

    Aaahahahahaha, AWESOME!!!
     

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