Dumbest stuff you've heard

Lmao!!!!!!

 

i know right!! sum bitch was tryin to buy my dog. i let him know quick that no dog with my name on it will ever be contaminated with that crap

 

Loool what a amusing a thread specially after a few j's!

From what i can remember i was walking my dog through the local park and came across a guy walking a very large "pitbull". He tells me your dogs quite small isnt he, I replied yours is quite big isnt he.

I ask to touch his dog, turns out the texture of his fur is much different to mine, i then tell him that it must be a mix breed of somesort. He replies its not a American PBT but an English PBT. I laugh saying i have never heard of such a breed. He replies saying its not English but just a PBT!

I turned around and kept on walking, laughing to my self. I then came to find out it was a cross with a french boardoux!

 

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I figured you all would get a hell of a laugh from this. I am in Maine and we have a weekly paper of just classifieds called the unlce henrys ...... here is an add im sure EVERYONE will love. They started out at $550 a piece

http://unclehenrys.com/init/classif...unclehenrys.com/init/search/results/1#3897655

 

Had a dude tell me that if you don't clip a bulldogs ears they will just keep growing till they drag the ground.

 

Here's a couple
"gator mouth pit" most of the time I ignore it, but sometimes I ask "is that Lloyds ch. Gator, or R.'s Little Gator?" Then watch at the strange look I get back from them. Thats always funny!
Pitbulls are forced to fight.
Mutts stolen to be used as "bait dogs." Yeah, that may happen, with dummies lol. I would also say that those dummies got the idea from the news reporting that crap.

"If you raise them right, they will not fight. They are taught to fight by bad people."
When I used to advertise, I had someone drive over 200 miles to look at a pup, and then ask if I would "donate" a pup to him, or some crap because he was "disabled," that was simply bullshit, and a waste of time.

People would call ME when I advertised, and try to SELL ME some junk bred dog they had.
My father was in the dogs with some big name dogman, but I'm just getting into them, but I know alot about the dogs. Heard that SEVERAL times. I did call to verify the first couple of times, and would get responses like "Icepick, where do you find these a$$ho@es" lol.
To tall, to shinny, and so on to be a pure bred pit.
AND finally, "will that dog bite?" My answer is always, "it hasnt,,,, yet"

Could go on for days on this subject.

 

Too many greenhorns on this site asking incriminating questions!

 

I love this..dull razor,blue pigs

 

I usually tell them nothin $5000 can't cure

 

That is crap some of the blood line he mentions were very good at one time ..if they are actually there at all ..that said if a dogs walks across a parking lot and it panting for air how will it do an hour full out ..most ..blue dogs are bread for looks I don't know how razors edge type dogs can even get papers with what they have become

 

tell him to bring the chicken ...nothin like free dinner and drinks

 

That was great I laughed my ass off

 

Dumbest shit I've heard?
- Am Bullies labeled as Pit Bulls
- Locking jaws
- Pit Bulls brains are too large for their skull and this makes them snap
- Feeding a Pit Bull raw makes them bloodthirsty
- People calling Pit Bulls "nanny dogs" (imo it's an insult to the breed)
- Petbull owners
- People who call pits "pibbles"
- People who drive on that red-nose/blue-nose shit
- Breaksticks are only used by dogfighters

 

Lol this "gatormouth" shit. Maybe it just means the dog's got a strong bite/hold? i dunno why they'd give a special name to that though, that's what pits are all about.
Gators/crocs dont take no shit
[video=youtube;t_YnYf_s9zM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_YnYf_s9zM[/video]

 

Kid biking on the trail stopped and asked to pet my girl. He says she "can`t be a pit bull, pit bulls ears ALWAYS lay back flat on their head". `Pffft! That`s simply not true` I tell him and he rides off all offended hahaha.

 

This thread is hilarious.
When im in public, i avoid people with all bull breed type dogs, too many of them make too many stupid comments that leaves me sctratching my head for days.
If im out with my dog, i wont conversate with anyone about her because they say the most ridiculous things.

Its always funny, but it gets old QUICK

 

walking my American Bulldog with my wife a guy stops us and starts asking abt the dog. We're talking for a few then he asks me what I feed the dog I said the type of dog food plus raw meaty bones. The guy looks at me kinda funny and says that he thought that blk people were the only ones to do stuff like that. his uncle was feeding his pit gunpowder to make it meaner but the thing up and died. No shit, I said then left.

 

That it isn't a bulldog unless it has a rednose.

 

Buddy tells me why he wants a big blue RE/Gotti dog. "I want to walk down the street and have people stop and stare at my big headed dog"

I says, "We are no longer on speaking terms, if you want a dog for looks buy a f***ing picture and look at it." CLICK havent spoken a word to him since. I know he keeps those junk dogs and truly just a shallow weak minded man. Anyone that needs to buy a dog to portray an image is nothing but a Loser!!!!

 

you said too much before the CLICK. LOL