bulldog sayings

"Game as the day is old"

 

" Can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag" , " Real violence is silent" , " Only one way to be dead game", " he was standing on his nose the next day" , " best dog to ever look threw a collar", " he don't know what color his nose is" that's all I could think of off the top of my head.

 

bread eater
shit eater
sooner
river king (extra tall bulldog)

 

gamblers delight,

 

"not a single tooth in that dogs head, that sonuvabitch has tusks"

"rough as hell"

"gah damn you three legged bitch!"

"they should all be game dogs but if my dogs have to take an hour to finish a hog i'm doing something wrong. I wanna be home drinking a beer in an hour"

 

Real slick

 

whenever i hear folks talking about this line or that line produces dogs who aint got no smarts i like to remind them "dumb dogs are where you find them"

 

Not bulldog related but I like em: "only things I fear are God and my shadow" "kill me in a dream, better wake up and apologize" & "Chin High like a japanese pilot"

 

"You would have to take my bulldawgs from my cold died hands" Think that was in a story or something i read years ago???

 

"Pitbull the only dog with more balls, than a f***in christmas three!"

"Whatever any other breed of dog can do, a pit bull can do it better - and then whip the other dog."

"Our dogs doesn’t fight because of dominans and aggression, they fight because they like it"

 

did you just make those up on the spot?

 

Yes, i did! :rolleyes:

No these are some sayings i have heard/read. Nice ones.

 

what does stand on his nose saying mean?

an the nose color thing ?

 

"Pitbull the only dog with more balls, than a f***in christmas three!"
thats classic..

 

This thread is ancient. "A good dog is where you find it. In my case, thats on the couch." ~B~

 

"Game, but lame!" :ohbaby:

 

LMAO good stuff

 

love that one. clemmons said that about one of the dogs on his yard

 

Scratchin dog has some no nonsense kickass ones on the t-shirts she sells... "set the date, make the weight" and one other i really liked

 

Yardshitters......won't attack a bowl of dog food.......won't scratch into its own ass...........couldn't kick the mutt across the box.....for your bubble or your bank....bring your shovel and your purse, shovel to bury your mutt and the purse to pay me bitch!