Bored

I do now. I figured I should stop trying to pick up women now. The wife doesn't like it.

But since I cut dairy out of my diet, I haven't a problem. Do you know how hard is is to be addicted to DQ and be lactose intolerant?

 

I try not to in front of women,not trying to pick them up,but still don't want them to think I'm gross.I save them all for home or in the car.

 

Yeah.....the wife doesn't like that either.:o

 

if i drink a soda of any kind-i burt alot. the misses will give me a sideways glance (she IS a proper Southern gal after all )
i simply tell her...
"just be glad its taking the elevator up, not down"

 

Worst time to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gK3RRtCHw

 

it's 14:11 my time and i have been at work since 0700 this morning well last night i had broccoli and cheese with chicken for dinner and lets just say my co-workers hate me eatting greens lmwao

 

Wow I never would have imagined this thread would have legs...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMX8L7Yxyfk

 

What a bunch of Fart Smellers....I mean Smart Fellers

 

It wasn't legs that brought it here, it was blown by the wind....:rolleyes:

 

Let's make this a sticky... Does lmwao mean laugh my wet ass off.... If so,you need to sit on this couch and tell me about your child hood

 

Weird that nobody mentioned 2 girls 1 cup yet :rolleyes: hahahahahaha

 

Talking about farting this is how you know if your wife,lover,girlfriend or mistress really loves you you eat 2 eggs with some refryed beans the hottess salsa you could find and at bed time you cover her from head to toes with the sheet and let it RIP im single now any single ladys here

 

laughing my WHITE ass off

 

so a husband and wife just finish haveing sex and the husband looks over and says honey why don't you ever let me know when you cum? She said becuase i don't want to interupt you at the office. :eek::cool:

 

Wanna come over to MySpace, so I can Twitter your Yahoo and wait for you to Google all over my Facebook?...Ain't got sh!t to do with anything, just thought I would share, cause I though it was comedy...Bored outta my mind and seeing cross eyed from looking at peds for damn near 8 hrs straight. Wuts good, anyone got anything interesting to share with the world?

 

Thank god no one has! There is no puking icon but there sure should be.:eek:

Burping I could care less about.
Farting, considering the fact that my dogs fart worse than any persons fart I've ever smelled..seriously..theirs could peel paint off the walls. I guess I'm kind of used to it. But no dutch ovens here..you'd get punched right in the balls. Kthnx.