Words to live by

There are times it is better not to say anything, and let people think your a fool. Than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt.
Don't stress over the small stuff, pick and chose your battles wisely.
Dogman phrase; A good dog has many parents, a cur is an orphan!

 

Very one has an opinion like ever one has an ***hole

My grandfather all ways said that when ever we started talking about bulldogs R.I.P

 

Everyone*
correcting my spelling

 

All i these i heard from my dad.

Son if i tell you a grasshopper will pull a freight train you hook that mother fucker up.(always said that after he proved me wrong)

Better to have it and not need it,then need it and not have it.

The only place you need a partner is in bed.

 

My dad says,

Work smart not hard.

If your gonna be stupid you better be tough.

There's no such thing as - I forgot, just I don't care!

He says he never wants to hear from me the words- I cant.

And my favorite- I'd rather die like a man then live like a coward
2pac/ aka Makavelli

 

One more lol
She better be either cookin, cleanin, or f#%kin.

 

I got some more

If you dance with the Devil, the Devil don't change, the devil changes you.

I don't know bout this one but- The secret to driving drunk is practice.

 

Saying you can't is the same as saying your not willing to try, shut the fuck up and do it.

NGK

 

lol!! and how bout this one boogie. "u dont look at the fire when you poke it" lol!!!!

 

Ok ill play, "Whiskey doesn't make them all pretty son, thats why it comes in a paper bag"
My Father...

NGK

 

If I knew then what I know now.

 

ha yeah thats some funny shit right theere ngk. go on and put that on her face son!

 

Momma says an't got nuttin nice to say...dont say nuttin at all!

 

what goes around , comes around !
it"s better to live one day as a tiger than your whole life as a lamb !
do unto others as you would have others do unto you !

 

She better do all three

 

Take a hit- n pass that shit!

 

I agree sac

 

lol or at least two of the three

 

Jesus Christ is the way the truth and the light!

 

My Grandpa used to say. "You gotta get your head, your heart, an your @ss going in the same direction."