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Good One From Yellowbullet

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bgblok68, Dec 3, 2011.

  1. bgblok68

    bgblok68 CH Dog

    I just saw this on Yellowbullet and thought I'd share............
    I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive ...care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
     
  2. CBRSALT

    CBRSALT Big Dog

    Now dats funny. I love folks that ask,dumb common sense questions. Like when youre wearing a uniform and have the name of the store on your shirt and a name tag on, theres always dat person "excuse me do you work here?"
     
  3. bgblok68

    bgblok68 CH Dog

    Lol or you've had an accident and you're all bloody and they ask "Are you hurt?" The world is full of stupid people. If you can keep your cool they're a good form of entertainment.
     
  4. lil mayhem

    lil mayhem Top Dog

    Good one.....thanks I needed that laugh
     
  5. Stonegatekennel

    Stonegatekennel Big Dog

    Hahahaha tha shit is funny hahahahaha
     
  6. Nice lol. Needed a good laugh today
     

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