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J M A N
11-01-2005, 10:12 PM
Heres the deal...........I've got a gazillion points that I don't even use anymore.
Rules are simple: there are no rules!
Reward: 250,000 Points to Use as You like!
Goal: Best reason why you need the points. Like I said before, no rules. It doesn't have to be true.......just put a big ol grin or a crocadile tear in my eye.
Let the games begin. Contest ends last Day of November! Good Luck!
JMAN
So I can have more points than I really need, and keep this game going. Plus, it'll raise my e-ego.
The Watcher
11-02-2005, 07:20 AM
Ever since Shon stopped letting the Women of Game-Dog except dollar bills at the club its been kind-of hard for a fella to get any play, know what I mean? I seen Marty at the club, spending points like it was nothin.
Hook a brotha up with them points... I'll spend 'em wisely ;)
because i said so.... .wow its true you will sound like your father eventually!
jankab
11-02-2005, 09:36 AM
because i said so.... .wow its true you will sound like your father eventually!LOL.
Because my alarm was broke and I woke up late from the ceiling dripping water on my forehead, I fell out of bed, got in the shower and there was no hot water, got out of the shower to a cold wet towel, got dressed and had no matching socks and no clean clothes because my washer and dryer are broke, I went out to my rental car in the rain and my rental car wouldn't start, I finally got it started and drove it 1/2 mile and it got a flat tire I drove on the flat 3 miles until it stalled, I pushed it to the gas station in the rain and filled it up but I had no money in my wallet which I left at my house... I was forced to work off my tank of gas before I could leave, I then continued my drive to work, late and on my flat, and thats where I am now typing you this message while my boss is watching me so I'll probally be fired by lunch... ;)
DEADGAME14
11-02-2005, 09:42 AM
My plans of evil will rieghn as soon as i get enough points to buy The Game-dog forum, from Marty and Shon! I will slowly brainwash everyone on the site with poodle propaganda, And they will soon forget all about there preciouse Pit Bulls...
Then i will change the name to Poodles forever and everyone will be under my control!!!!! lmwao!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahaha hahahhahahhaahhahh hahahahaahhahhah!
OH....and I'm firing Jankab. That has to be worth something.
jankab
11-02-2005, 09:57 AM
Thanks WWII, now I can take my hungover a** home!
TrubsDiary
11-02-2005, 10:03 AM
Because i'm cute!!! ;)
we know your lieing now cuz it would take you a days work to get a tank of gas paid for lol.
jankab
11-02-2005, 10:08 AM
we know your lieing now cuz it would take you a days work to get a tank of gas paid for lol.
LOL, depends what corner I work.
Will Power
11-02-2005, 10:14 AM
Because i'm cute!!! ;)Because I am not
rocksteady
11-02-2005, 10:56 AM
well ..since Im no longer able to accpet dollar bills at the club, I had to resort to feeding the dogs ole roy instead of canidae, which has made them miserable. Then my gas got shut off, water and pretty soon the electric... and to top it all off, last nite the dogs packed their bags and left......
rocksteady
11-02-2005, 11:17 AM
oh..and thats not all!! The day keeps getting worse..
Found out Im adopted, alcohol is bad for me, I wont be getting that liver transplant, I'n not going to Disney Land and... someone just informed me SANTA ISNT REAL!!! :( :(
neither are the easter bunny or the tooth fairy.
me and my dog just got the big clip.... now i feel his pain....those points would help me change my name to a nice blue color just like my .... well yeah
RIVES PITS
11-02-2005, 12:14 PM
Because I Got A Back Ache,stomach Ache,diarehha,vomting,cold Feet,runny Nose,headache,insomnia,cranky,moody,burping While I'm Cursing I Smacked The Bitch At The Clinic For Giving My Wife Hormone Pills Instead Of Birth Control So Now I Got Two Kids That Have Come Along To Take The Place Of My Free Time With The Wife And The Empty Spot In The Floor Where My House Dog Usually Sleeps. Trying Not To Get Caught Up In All The Bull S**t Propaganda That All These Freakin Dumb A** Politicians And Surgeon Generals Who Have The Power To Put A Ban On A Beloved Breed Of Animals But Can't Even Pick One Out Of A Lineup. When Asked Why It Isn't Up To Me To Pick The Breed Out It Is Up To Me To Give Someone The Power To Make The Necessary Decisions. While All At The Same Time I'm Up To My Neck In Dog S**t That I Have Been Shoveling Around For Years It Seems That Never Seems To Go Anywhere But Where I Don't Want It To Be At Shoes Clothes Kids Mouths Cause They No No Better. Well That About Sums It Up Stay Tuned For The Next Episode Of When The Shit Hits The Fan. Please Admins Be Gentle On The Cencoring Of This Post For It Will Make My Life No Better To Switch My Words All Around. Got To Give Credit Where Credit Is Due I Thank The Bank For The Money And Thank, Wait Who The F**k Are You? Unreasonably Bored At Work. Rives Pits
SouthernDixie
11-02-2005, 01:59 PM
Because I stepped in dog sh*t this morning... barefoot.
ScrappyDoo
11-02-2005, 02:00 PM
Because I'm just so lovable :)
natas
11-02-2005, 02:17 PM
me and my dog just got the big clip.... now i feel his pain....those points would help me change my name to a nice blue color just like my .... well yeah
LMFAO poor babies
El Mexicano
11-02-2005, 04:23 PM
well first u state that u got a gazzilion points and then later on we find out its only 250,000 well anyways i think the points would be better off with somebody that doesnt lie and knows his numbers
SouthernDixie
11-02-2005, 04:28 PM
well first u state that u got a gazzilion points and then later on we find out its only 250,00 well anyways i think the points would be better off with somebody that doesnt lie and knows his numbers
lol, I wish someone would accidently add another 0 to the end of my paycheck.
PitDawg
11-02-2005, 06:33 PM
I want the points because like many of you, I have nothing special done to my user name, no fancy colors or glowing, no bold or italics.
I would pimp out my name and then I would give the rest to charity!! :D
El Mexicano
11-02-2005, 07:21 PM
hurry up and give them to me before u hurt ur freaking self,so we wont have to pitch in to take u to the emergency room!!!!
Marty
11-02-2005, 07:26 PM
I want the points because like many of you, I have nothing special done to my user name, no fancy colors or glowing, no bold or italics.
I would pimp out my name and then I would give the rest to charity!! :DWell you did post the pic I wanted so enjoy the points ;)
The Watcher
11-02-2005, 10:58 PM
LMAO........ this is a funny thread........ ;)
apbtluver
11-03-2005, 08:14 AM
Well you did post the pic I wanted so enjoy the points ;)
I gotta go to the beach and get some pics for Marty and get me some points. We know you like blondes. ;)
SouthernDixie
11-03-2005, 09:33 AM
I gotta go to the beach and get some pics for Marty and get me some points. We know you like blondes. ;)
Hey yea! Good idea! Though the closest thing to a beach around me is a pond. I hope that is okay with Marty.
apbtluver
11-03-2005, 09:34 AM
As long as there is blonde hair and a bikini I'm sure that'll be fine. lol
natas
11-03-2005, 11:28 AM
Guess i'm gonna have to go to the ocean in my bikini tonight after work just to make Marty happy. It's a little chilly here in Maine but i'm sure I can endure it if that's what it takes to get the points.
bam-bam's mom
11-03-2005, 11:43 AM
bet this up!! i'm cute, blond, and i got a pond close to me!!! whoo hooo....points here i come!!!!
I took pics in a speedo with an ocean behind me, and i didn't get any points.:(
natas
11-03-2005, 11:51 AM
I took pics in a speedo with an ocean behind me, and i didn't get any points.:(
but you're not a cute blond with big boobs.......
I know. Life would be so much easier. I could get 250,000 points and never work again.
Marty
11-03-2005, 12:27 PM
I took pics in a speedo with an ocean behind me, and i didn't get any points.:(Sorry man I ain't with the gay shit LMAO ;)
new thread Girls of game dog we can judge with a pole and award points lol marty hint hint.
natas
11-03-2005, 12:56 PM
Do we get to see all you guys half naked also?? I don't know about the other girls but I wouldn't mind judging that.
you can start your own thread for that lol
a guys and a girls room as wwii he likes hangen out in his skimpys at the beach
you can start your own thread for that lol
a guys and a girls room as wwii he likes hangen out in his skimpys at the beach
Only did it once. I was getting ready for a competition and didn't want tan lines from shorts.
fyremyst
11-03-2005, 07:21 PM
Points??? heyyyyyy can I convert them to dogfood? cuz ya know these pits of mine they eat a lot.Just this morning I woke up to find electrical wires hanging from the roof of my moms house leading down to the dogs. Course I noticed Rebel & Dixie had a nice glow to them and I could smell someone bar b queing, or at least I thought it was, upon opening my eyes a bit more I noticed Dixie had smoke coming form her tail as she chewed on the bumper of my tahoe which had somehow gotten drug around the house( the whole tahoe not just the bumper)Scratching my head trying to figure all this out suddenly a tongue comes out of nowhere and I wake up to Dixie and Rebel forming the human burrito with me. (no dogs were actally harmed in this mishap dream)
J M A N
11-04-2005, 05:20 PM
Actually, the total is a little over 89,000,000......give or take a few!well first u state that u got a gazzilion points and then later on we find out its only 250,000 well anyways i think the points would be better off with somebody that doesnt lie and knows his numbers
Marty
11-04-2005, 05:28 PM
To be exact its 1009050.05 ;)
J M A N
11-04-2005, 05:31 PM
To be exact its 1009050.05 ;)That's all I got showing! Got the rest getting interest!
J M A N
11-04-2005, 05:34 PM
Very pleased with everyone's attempts! Some of you are really creative...some are just warped! LOL ;)
There are some definate front-runners!
The Watcher
11-04-2005, 07:34 PM
Very pleased with everyone's attempts! Some of you are really creative...some are just warped! LOL ;)
There are some definate front-runners!
well, one time, at band camp.............
:D
El Mexicano
11-04-2005, 08:13 PM
How Did U Get That Many Points???????
DEADGAME14
11-04-2005, 08:34 PM
Sorry man I ain't with the gay shit LMAO ;) You sure about that???? heres Marty working hard at the recent SF ADBA show in cali.
http://abum.com/download/739/1871010832.jpg
Marty
11-04-2005, 08:42 PM
Damn man where did you find that lmao :D
miakoda
11-04-2005, 08:44 PM
Ok. It's like this JMAN. Give me the points or I'll send our love child to live with YOU!
You sure about that???? heres Marty working hard at the recent SF ADBA show in cali.
http://abum.com/download/739/1871010832.jpg
hahahahhahah
well, one time, at band camp.............
:D
bahahahahaha
rocksteady
11-04-2005, 09:11 PM
maybe Jman was the easter bunny.....
Marty
11-04-2005, 09:21 PM
hahahahhahah
bahahahahahaJudy you LIKE? ;) wink wink
Judy you LIKE? ;) wink wink
Nice outfit, dude! lol...
Marty
11-04-2005, 09:49 PM
Nice outfit, dude! lol...Thank you :D
Thank you :D
I think you should get the points for that outfit :)
J M A N
11-28-2005, 11:43 PM
YOU promised to never mention that in public! Am I going to have to give you "hush points"?...........women............Ok. It's like this JMAN. Give me the points or I'll send our love child to live with YOU!
J M A N
11-28-2005, 11:44 PM
you were in the #1 position until you made that remark.............maybe Jman was the easter bunny.....
hey Marty...........................Nice Outfit!
hey Marty...........................Nice Outfit!Thanks, I was making money off of him that day, wasn't expecting anyone to snap a picture. :p
J M A N
11-28-2005, 11:48 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks, I was making money off of him that day, wasn't expecting anyone to snap a picture. :p
Don't laugh too hard, you won't be able to see well enough to give out those points ;x
MRS_FIFTY
11-29-2005, 08:12 AM
Because not all of us are mouth runners......:D
thegolferguy
11-29-2005, 08:24 AM
A Prayer of a Pitbull
Spirit in the sky, who watches over all animals: It is my prayer and my request that you grant greater understanding, and acceptance to humans; those who love us, and those who hate us.
That they will know how loyal we are, how brave we are, and how loving we are. Help them to accept us as a breed in whole, and not let the few tragedies shine brighter than the many great traits that we have.
And those who would kill me, let them know, I forgive them, even though I do not understand their hatred. And those who would beat me, let them know I still love them, even though it is not the honorable way.
Thank you for all the strong traits that you have given to me, and my breed. Help those to know that I stand for courage, strength, loyalty, and bravery. And as my master already knows, let those who would come against my family know that I would surely die defending them.
And just one last thing that I would ask: Let my master know, that if you should call me away, that I will wait patiently at those pearly gates until the one who chose me, comes home.
Amen.
americangamepit
11-29-2005, 01:51 PM
That's amazing! Same exact thing happened to me....LOL.
Because my alarm was broke and I woke up late from the ceiling dripping water on my forehead, I fell out of bed, got in the shower and there was no hot water, got out of the shower to a cold wet towel, got dressed and had no matching socks and no clean clothes because my washer and dryer are broke, I went out to my rental car in the rain and my rental car wouldn't start, I finally got it started and drove it 1/2 mile and it got a flat tire I drove on the flat 3 miles until it stalled, I pushed it to the gas station in the rain and filled it up but I had no money in my wallet which I left at my house... I was forced to work off my tank of gas before I could leave, I then continued my drive to work, late and on my flat, and thats where I am now typing you this message while my boss is watching me so I'll probally be fired by lunch... ;)
americangamepit
11-29-2005, 01:52 PM
Points to celt for that! Not all of us ARE mouth runners.Because not all of us are mouth runners......:D
Marty
11-29-2005, 01:58 PM
hey Marty...........................Nice Outfit!Thanks man not many people see this side of me :o :o :o Look you all got me blushing :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
LMAO
J M A N
12-03-2005, 09:51 PM
and the winner is:
Rocksteady gets 250,000 points for the best story and Miakoda gets 50,000 points to never bring this up in public again.
jankab gets 100,000 as an honerable mention.
Thanks everyone for keeping it entertaining!
Marty
12-03-2005, 10:08 PM
Damn JMAN, you could have given me 5 points and I would have taken down that sexy picture of me and not allowed it back :(
Well, I guess it has to stay now ;)
Bakercloud
12-04-2005, 04:05 AM
I would use the point to join into the real forums were i can sit quietly and listen to all the wisdom.
No, I'D DO WHAT EVER I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd roll in all my points, and hold them, and caress them, Feed um so they get all tubby like me. Then i'd throw them on the wall, and see what kind of responses i could get in my post.
Oh yeah, i'd put them in the bank and donate all the interest untill they hit the wall!!!
vote for pedro!!!
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