Coldwater

[Crash97]

Thought everyone could use a laugh......

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural
area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather
prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film
like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are
these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about
the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked
like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes
are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want
to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was
leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.
John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".


Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on
TV, the old man shouted ... "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

[LadyRampage]

lol, that was great..

[Jenn]

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! LOL, that was cute

[dhcrew]

my husband thinks like that, he always tells me to let the dogs do the dishes and babysit since we have so many of them, he seems to think i should be making them do all the work.


very cute.

[GrChPitBitch]

Very cute!! I liked it!!!
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[Whiskey Bay]

[QUOTE=dhcrew]my husband thinks like that, he always tells me to let the dogs do the dishes and babysit since we have so many of them, he seems to think i should be making them do all the work.

I once had someone tell me something like that.Her husband said they ought to get a dishwasher when they first came out(he hated helping with the dishes). She said whats the use?You have to rinse the dishes off first anyway.He said well Bubba can do that!! (Bubba was the plothound)

[CRG]

that was a good one