Luke Cumo Suspended [Archive]

Miss Conduct

03-04-2008, 12:15 PM

So, Luke Cumo has been suspended by the athletic commision. But not for what you'd think. He is the first case ever to be suspended for CAFFEINE!!! Normally the athletic commision allows 800 mg of caffeine to be in a fighters blood stream, well when they tested Cumo he was off the charts. They originally thought the test was wrong, so they retested and got the same result - 23,000 mg!!! Cumo stated that the reason why it was so high was because he gives himself COFFEE ENEMAS! :eek: They help "break up deposits" and what not... All Dana could say was, "He sticks what, where?! What the fuck?"

NoRemorse

03-04-2008, 12:21 PM

lol WTF, cumo was always a little off...

Virgil dogs

03-04-2008, 01:48 PM

One lump or two? I wonder if he takes it straght out of the pot?OUCH!!!

jman11

03-04-2008, 01:56 PM

lol i thought it was hilarious.
but after resarch, false
http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/templates/dailynews.asp?articleid=5823&zoneid=13

Miss Conduct

03-04-2008, 03:21 PM

lol i thought it was hilarious.
but after resarch, false
http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/templates/dailynews.asp?articleid=5823&zoneid=13

Oh oopsy! LOL funny story, and he is about the only fighter that kind of story would work with!

NoRemorse

03-04-2008, 03:46 PM

that story would work with diego sanchez to LOL hes a fruit cake...