Marty
12-11-2007, 09:59 PM
GOOD
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a
perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then
he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the
road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a
sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to
just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture o f his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of
$40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST!
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the
TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the
Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't
have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he
&nbs p; ; realized what he'd just said.. He then closed his book, got back in
his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her
car.
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a
perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then
he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the
road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a
sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to
just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture o f his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of
$40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST!
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the
TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the
Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't
have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he
&nbs p; ; realized what he'd just said.. He then closed his book, got back in
his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her
car.