I Got My Dogs Tail Cut Off Today

[Marty]

I brought my dog into the vet and told him, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" I replied, "My Mother In Law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!" :D

[Bullyson]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA. Thats about the funniest damn thing I've read on this forum. You had me confukkled at first. :)

[Tonka03]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!(LAUGH MY FUCKINGASSOFF)

[chbk]

I brought my dog into the vet and told him, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" I replied, "My Mother In Law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!" :D that is f*ucked up. LOL

[FearlessKnight]

Oh boy, I like that one! This was great, thanks for sharing!