New Designer Dogs!

[fitzpit]

found on craigslist.
Jacksonville Fl.



So everyone's been buggin me for years now and I figured it was "'bout that time"....
So I have finally taken my skills, as a professional specimen collector and my love for household tools and I have, yes!!!!!! COMBINED THE TWO!!!!!!
Currently I am in the process of crossing 6 different designer breeds...
I have had some some success and some GOD awful failures but thus far I have created and am now distributing the newest fad and addition to your home...

The Germake Shepatoastin!!!!!!!

Yes ladies and gentlemen, believe it or not, you can now get everything you want for the low adoption cost of $20,000!!!!!!
Mixed with a German Sheperd, a Sears(copyright reserved) garden rake, and a toaster oven (bought at a yad sale off Collins Rd)...
You can now have man's best friend....
He poops toast (and occasionally a waffle), will fetch your paper, and get the leaves out of his path while doing so!!!!!!
Make your orders quick, these guys/gals warrantees are only good for 12 months. Any and all problems afterwards, please report to the Sear's home improvement section at your local mall.... These have all been registered with the CKC along with my cogs,dats,iranian missle silo-bloodhounds and "the ever so popular", sialet papercats (yes, a siamese cat you can wipe your butt with!!!!!)
For pics feel free to visit:

http://www.ifyoulookatthisyouranidiot.com (http://www.ifyoulookatthisyouranidiot.com/)

P.S- This ad is for all the morons that think when you cross two different breed dogs you get a designer. It isn't a designer, its a mutt. A bastard dog whose mother snuck out and got pounded on by some strange dog. Encourage to neuter/spay not only does it saves animals lives, but if your parents would have had it donw, we wouldn't have to deal with YOU!!!!

For the record, those of you trying to take a mutt and sale is for a rediculous price, go ahead and flag this....I will repost and repost and repost and repost and repost and ...etc
you get the idea...
it only takes me 30 seconds to repost this and I have nothing better to do. :)

6th Posting :)

[EDOGZ818]

I'll take two if you can cross it out with a chainsaw.

[coolhandjean]

LOL...that's pretty good...at first I was like oh no. lol.

[jr Pit Guy]

LMAO! Ain't it the truth. I know a guy who paid big bucks for a "Boxweiller" (Boxer-Rottweiler). He now believes that he can create his own breed and has recently bought an American Bulldog to "mix" and create the "Ultimate" guard dog. If that ain't sick enough, the guy who sold him the "Boxweiller" is giving him pointers on what ones to keep and what to sell the rest for.

I've heard of not being the sharpest knife in the cabinet, but most people these days must have been dulled at the factory!

[fitzpit]

LMAO! Ain't it the truth. I know a guy who paid big bucks for a "Boxweiller" (Boxer-Rottweiler). He now believes that he can create his own breed and has recently bought an American Bulldog to "mix" and create the "Ultimate" guard dog. If that ain't sick enough, the guy who sold him the "Boxweiller" is giving him pointers on what ones to keep and what to sell the rest for.

I've heard of not being the sharpest knife in the cabinet, but most people these days must have been dulled at the factory!
I agree. I think the worst thing about it is that these people believe these things are a breed.
only 10 years ago,they would have been called mutts right away.
ever seen a Pit-a-poo?? I have :(