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jeeperino
03-26-2007, 12:19 PM
I saw this on a site and had to post it.


YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER:
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If your mortgage payment is late because you couldn't ship a puppy on time….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!

If your sole income is based on a line of dogs you had something to do with 30 years ago....You might be a PEDDLER !!

If you buy more puppy chow than groceries for your family….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!

If you spend more time on the internet trying to sell your dogs than you do at your real job….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!

If you think your doing the breed it's best by selling 8 litters of your dogs….Aw hell YOUR A PEDDLER !!

If your charging an ungodly amount of $ based on a pedigree….You might just be a PEDDLER !!

If you have an ad in the paper….You might just be a PEDDLER !!

If you do breedings that "should sell"….You are a PEDDLER !!

If you have videos of pups rolling with each other and show them to potential customers to close a deal….You might be a PEDDLER !!

If you take credit for someone else's hunt that bought your dog….You might be a PEDDLER !!

If you did a great breeding and had 10 pups and don't own 1 of them now, but everybody else does….You just might be a PEDDLER !!

& FINALLY: If you only skip a heat cycle on accident…. YOUR A FRIGGIN' PEDDLER !!


Originally written by Eraser
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Scratchy
03-26-2007, 12:43 PM
Now I bet some fools still don't know the definition of the actual word peddler and how degrading it would be to be known as one.


Thx for posting!

sedaliapitbulls
03-26-2007, 01:00 PM
since you brought this up I pulled this off of another site kindove funny.....



We are getting down in dogs and have too many males. He has been weight pulled, but does not due well on track. He wants to play all the time. Easy breeder, great dog. Just have too many.

http://www.apbt.online-pedigrees.com/pictures/132942.jpg

ABK
03-26-2007, 01:52 PM
OK, what's funny about that? You lost me ... :confused:

jeeperino
03-26-2007, 02:39 PM
OK, what's funny about that? You lost me ... :confused:
That is some total BS. The dog is a POS but is an easy breeder and they are selling it!!!!!! That is a joke!!! Nothing funny (in a ha ha way) about it. Funny in a peddlin, POS breeder kind of way tho.

Scotsman
03-26-2007, 04:05 PM
That is a good one.

ABK
03-26-2007, 04:27 PM
That is some total BS. The dog is a POS but is an easy breeder and they are selling it!!!!!! That is a joke!!! Nothing funny (in a ha ha way) about it. Funny in a peddlin, POS breeder kind of way tho.
Er. I guess that went over my head. He said funny & I was looking for some type of joke.