jeeperino
03-26-2007, 12:19 PM
I saw this on a site and had to post it.
YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER:
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If your mortgage payment is late because you couldn't ship a puppy on time….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!
If your sole income is based on a line of dogs you had something to do with 30 years ago....You might be a PEDDLER !!
If you buy more puppy chow than groceries for your family….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!
If you spend more time on the internet trying to sell your dogs than you do at your real job….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!
If you think your doing the breed it's best by selling 8 litters of your dogs….Aw hell YOUR A PEDDLER !!
If your charging an ungodly amount of $ based on a pedigree….You might just be a PEDDLER !!
If you have an ad in the paper….You might just be a PEDDLER !!
If you do breedings that "should sell"….You are a PEDDLER !!
If you have videos of pups rolling with each other and show them to potential customers to close a deal….You might be a PEDDLER !!
If you take credit for someone else's hunt that bought your dog….You might be a PEDDLER !!
If you did a great breeding and had 10 pups and don't own 1 of them now, but everybody else does….You just might be a PEDDLER !!
& FINALLY: If you only skip a heat cycle on accident…. YOUR A FRIGGIN' PEDDLER !!
Originally written by Eraser
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YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER:
<TABLE style="WIDTH: 100%; mso-cellspacing: 1.5pt" cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent"> As comedian Jeff Foxworthy would put it:
If your mortgage payment is late because you couldn't ship a puppy on time….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!
If your sole income is based on a line of dogs you had something to do with 30 years ago....You might be a PEDDLER !!
If you buy more puppy chow than groceries for your family….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!
If you spend more time on the internet trying to sell your dogs than you do at your real job….YOU MIGHT BE A PEDDLER !!
If you think your doing the breed it's best by selling 8 litters of your dogs….Aw hell YOUR A PEDDLER !!
If your charging an ungodly amount of $ based on a pedigree….You might just be a PEDDLER !!
If you have an ad in the paper….You might just be a PEDDLER !!
If you do breedings that "should sell"….You are a PEDDLER !!
If you have videos of pups rolling with each other and show them to potential customers to close a deal….You might be a PEDDLER !!
If you take credit for someone else's hunt that bought your dog….You might be a PEDDLER !!
If you did a great breeding and had 10 pups and don't own 1 of them now, but everybody else does….You just might be a PEDDLER !!
& FINALLY: If you only skip a heat cycle on accident…. YOUR A FRIGGIN' PEDDLER !!
Originally written by Eraser
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