ABK
01-12-2007, 12:29 PM
I saw this on another site & thought it was too cute not to share ...
Top 10 reasons to breed dogs:
10. Thought the house was too orderly.
9. Never did like having a full nights sleep.
8. Wanted my vet to get a new BMW.
7. Thought the furniture looked too nice.
6. Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening,
midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
5. Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want
to pay a gardener.
4. Neighbors didn't complain enough.
3. Kids weren't enough of a challenge.
2. If you can train & show one dog, why not ten?
1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows.
Top 10 reasons to breed dogs:
10. Thought the house was too orderly.
9. Never did like having a full nights sleep.
8. Wanted my vet to get a new BMW.
7. Thought the furniture looked too nice.
6. Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening,
midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
5. Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want
to pay a gardener.
4. Neighbors didn't complain enough.
3. Kids weren't enough of a challenge.
2. If you can train & show one dog, why not ten?
1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows.