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NcPrisonGuard
10-07-2006, 12:51 AM
Tonight my wife, the guy that introduced us and myself went out to eat, to a small Mexican place called Bandidos. Well they have this burrito called "El Gigante" and its $15.95 and if you eat the thing you get a tee-shirt that says I conquered El Gigante Bandidos' Biggest Burrito. That and they stick a sombero on your head and take a polaroid of you holding up the dirty plate after you finish it. So my buddy says.. Come on Mike you can o it!.. Now I am by no means a small fella (6'4 300lbs) So I order it and sart eating it.. the owner's wife comes up and says to my wife.. "You know that thing weighs six pounds? Its like eating a baby." Long story short ... I ate it.. and I am miserable! I've drank a half bottle of Mylanta since I got home and my wife ran me out of bed because of the gas... I am a bad bad man...




jadedpitgirl
10-07-2006, 09:22 AM
HOLY COW!!! I think I would kick you outta my bed too, lol. I think I would keep you out for the whole weekend:p

cheekymunkee
10-07-2006, 11:53 AM
You ate a baby!!! Congrats!!! I always pictured you as a tall skinney guy for some reason.

laurajean
10-07-2006, 11:55 AM
He is really quite proud of himself, isn't he. What is it with guys and gas?
By the way, are you gonna post the picture?
A friend of mine had a Jack Russel terrier who climed onto the dining room table and ate a five pound roast, they had to take him to the vet to be "purged", the JRT's tummy was so bloated.

Dirty3rd
10-07-2006, 12:00 PM
Damn man!! Congrats though. LOL

kane85
10-07-2006, 12:18 PM
you are my hero i want to see the pic you have completed somthing so grate in your life just jokeing with you i cant see my self eating a 6 lb burrito dame thats just big.

MercedesMama
10-07-2006, 01:06 PM
Congratulations! 6lbs is well...wow! I would love to see the victory picture!

Aceman
10-07-2006, 01:28 PM
Tonight my wife, the guy that introduced us and myself went out to eat, to a small Mexican place called Bandidos. Well they have this burrito called "El Gigante" and its $15.95 and if you eat the thing you get a tee-shirt that says I conquered El Gigante Bandidos' Biggest Burrito. That and they stick a sombero on your head and take a polaroid of you holding up the dirty plate after you finish it. So my buddy says.. Come on Mike you can o it!.. Now I am by no means a small fella (6'4 300lbs) So I order it and sart eating it.. the owner's wife comes up and says to my wife.. "You know that thing weighs six pounds? Its like eating a baby." Long story short ... I ate it.. and I am miserable! I've drank a half bottle of Mylanta since I got home and my wife ran me out of bed because of the gas... I am a bad bad man...
Thats too funny. Your a man after my own heart. I must say, I could eat the horse and chase the driver. A large pizza with the works is just a tease to me, I eat it for fun,,lol. Not sure I could keep up with you on your mission you mentioned in the above though , lol.

gator
10-07-2006, 03:30 PM
Did you say a 6lb burrito??????????