NC Police Chief Wants Dog Owners Registered AND Photographed!!!

[Suki]

September 05, 2006

Minority Report - NC Police Chief Wants Dog Owners Photographed & Kept In Registry Like Sex Offenders

MINORITY REPORT - NC Police Chief Wants Dog Owners Photographed & Kept In Registry Like Sex Offenders

Eeeny, meenie, miney, mo - how many civil rights can be violated right in a row? Well, in Eden, North Carolina, as many as you like, and the Police Chief Benthin & Mayor Grogan say the plan is a go.

PreCrime Unit In Eden

http://dogpolitics.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/minority_report1.jpg (http://dogpolitics.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/minority_report1.jpg) In a plan that would treat dog owners like sex offenders (http://ncregistry.ncsbi.gov/(S(rimoklefvv5ghb45s5kq1c45))/Default.aspx), Police Chief Gary Benthin has proposed a city ordinance that would require photos and a record of the owner’s name, address, race, sex, date of birth and place of employment, as well as a $50 registration fee.

This genius plan, reported in the Greensboro News Record (http://www.news-record.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060902/NEWSREC0101/60902007) applies to pitbull owners, of course. If you own a Dachshund, you can breathe a sigh of relief - for now.

That's because, as we all know, all pitbull owners are gang-banging, crack-smoking, drug-dealing baby-killers who will steal you blind, rip off old ladies and watch kiddie porn. And how do we know this?


All Pitbull Owners Are Criminals

http://dogpolitics.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/number91.jpg (http://dogpolitics.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/number91.jpg)Well, silly - just ask Police Chief Gary Benthin - because anyone who would own a pitbull is a criminal. And how do we know this??? Why the just by the very fact that these people own a pitbull, stooopid.

Chief Benthin also has plans to hire a psychic to splash around in special pool of water, so once all those pitbull owning citizens have been photographed, fingerprinted, and registered in their nifty little database, the lady will use her amazing powers to forsee future events to let Chief Benthin know when one of those pitbull owners plans to rob the liquor store.

????? :eek: ?????

more: (from the Dog Politics site) pretty good read!

http://dogpolitics.typepad.com/my_weblog/2006/09/minority_report.html

[Attila]

This is what happens when stupid people breed. His parents were stupid and probably did way too many drugs. Now some how this freak got to be a police cheif how I can't even begin to wonder. This is why stupid people should be castrated at birth. I say give him a lead injection.

[missybee16]

Now I've heard everything. What an idiot! LOL

[OhRex]

Hmph. Not only do you have to register like a sex offender, but you also have to pay for it?!?! Wow. I'll be first in line.

[Hoyden]

Sounds like stupidity at it's finest.

If it would end BSL and stop insurance red lining (excluding dog breeds from coverage) I would be all for microchipping for all dogs with the microchip number to be registered with your town clerk when the dog is registered.

But people are tooo dumb.