UH OH!!! look who's back

[misterdogman]

Yes its the notorious misterdogman, I have decided to admit my wrongs and come back as a well behaved and proper citizen of the pit bull community. Its been a sad and long year for me away, I decided to wait for a while and just was allowed back under certain conditions. I cant wait to chat, talk and help around here again, and I promise to be more tactful in my postings. But I warn you im still a total smartass and have to keep myself chained up most of the time so I dont totally go off the deep end and start pretending I have tourettes syndrome or something. To all the new people I dont know hi its nice for you to meet me and to all the people who know me hi to you too, you know what to expect.
Mister

[Marty]

Welcome back Mr ;)

[misterdogman]

Welcome back Mr ;)thankyou sir, I owe it all to you.

[Hoyden]

Why hello again! You may remember me as noel from another forum.

I'm still laughing about mr. smiley trying to tell you that the pitbulls' past has no bearing on the present and that talking about it was tiresome. :)

[misterdogman]

Why hello again! You may remember me as noel from another forum.

I'm still laughing about mr. smiley trying to tell you that the pitbulls' past has no bearing on the present and that talking about it was tiresome. :)Wow you have a good memory...but alas I have been studying hard a diligently lately and I cant believe how wrong I was...I now know that a pit bulls, past history and breeding have nothing to do with what it produces...lmao...I has becomne edeucated in my time away... thanks to wonderful people like mr smiley...man I know everything thanks to him...haha.. thanks for the welcome back I appreciate it and I swear like I told you before if I ruffle any feathers in my return I will kindly condition wash and comb them out afterwards...scouts honor.

[JuicyCa]

hey, hey, hey! welcome back! i've read quite a bit about you lol.

[FearlessKnight]

Welcome back. I too have heard a great deal about you...some good...some bad...lol...just kidding!! I heard alot os positive things about, and cant wait to see you active in posting!

[LuvinBullies]

Yes its the notorious misterdogman, I have decided to admit my wrongs and come back as a well behaved and proper citizen of the pit bull community. Its been a sad and long year for me away, I decided to wait for a while and just was allowed back under certain conditions. I cant wait to chat, talk and help around here again, and I promise to be more tactful in my postings. But I warn you im still a total smartass and have to keep myself chained up most of the time so I dont totally go off the deep end and start pretending I have tourettes syndrome or something. To all the new people I dont know hi its nice for you to meet me and to all the people who know me hi to you too, you know what to expect.
MisterWelcome back- I look forward to reading your posts! You've got some good friends in high places in these parts, they were missing you the other day! I'm sure you know...;)

BTW- there is a certain charm to being a smartass, we are a dying breed...:)

[14rock]

LOL hey brother, what a suprise to see ya back upon log-in tonight. A good one at that :D

[misterdogman]

Yes im sure...I can just imagine the wonderful things you all have heard about me...im sure most of it probaly was bad stuff because im a really bad person and I have a habit of showing it...but lets all just pretend I didnt just admit that ...im here now to play the good guy role and even if you know im faking it just keep it on the D.L. so nobody knows im a closet psychotic...I work better that way...I been back in Iowa for a while now and im back to my old love in the dogs, I was involved to my misfortune in hurricane Katrina and just after purchasing 3 dogs I saw them washed away at no control to myself, and I was inland too... I had some serious lacerations and both legs were broke and I was in a coma for 13 weeks from a killer staph infection that almost killed me, my family couldnt find me ...my friends thought I was dead but I had the last laugh because I woke up... and saw a tag on my bed that said J. Doe...I told the nurse at least she got my first initial right but my name aint John...her eyes were as big as saucers when she heard me talk...it was funny I still thought it was August and it took a while to adjust to the facts...so to make a long story short thanks from everyone for the welcome back and I just want to say all the things you heard about me are true...except for the things that dont make me look good...those things are all lies...every single last one of them...

[catcher T]

ahhh,,the infamous Mr. D,,how the hell are ya!?,,glad u came back,,me for one,,I like a good smartass,,fire away!

[misterdogman]

ahhh,,the infamous Mr. D,,how the hell are ya!?,,glad u came back,,me for one,,I like a good smartass,,fire away!I have to at least make it 24 hours before getting banned again for the 3rd or 4th time...I cant remember how many it was but I remember it sucked...wait until tomorrow then ill start firing those smartass bullets...

[catcher T]

I have to at least make it 24 hours before getting banned again for the 3rd or 4th time...I cant remember how many it was but I remember it sucked...wait until tomorrow then ill start firing those smartass bullets...
I'll be waiting;)

[14rock]

3-4, I think it was a few more than that! LOL You've definetly got the record on whose been banned the most, we'll just leave it at that.

[misterdogman]

3-4, I think it was a few more than that! LOL You've definetly got the record on whose been banned the most, we'll just leave it at that.No way I cant be the record holder...there has to be someone worse than me in the sites history...like those one people who I cant remember right now remember them?... whoever they are they had to be banned more than I was...and those other people who were like annoying and stuff all the time...remember them too?? it was that one guy and that one chick or something... they got banned like a lot... like eleventeenteen times a piece...yeah whatever your right I probaly do have the record I aint fooling anyone...but when I think of someone Ill remember and then ill tell you...

[Marty]

PhillyPitty (http://admincp/user.php?do=edit&userid=1014) LMAO, see I'll help ya out ;)

[MercedesMama]

Welcome back, I've also heard a lot about you..your reputation proceeds you. Look forward to reading your posts, and as for being a smarass, its nice to have another one around..lol ;)

[14rock]

HAHAHAHA I meant "banned the most, and we let ya back" ;)

[misterdogman]

PhillyPitty (http://admincp/user.php?do=edit&userid=1014) LMAO, see I'll help ya out ;)YEAH THATS THE THING or woman or man or whatever...wasnt that person also DR KING or something...HA I knew I wasnt the worst...phillypitty was much worse than me...well more annoying anyway maybe not worse...but hence im here and she? he? it?... isnt.... so I win even if I still have more banishments...man I was starting to stress about it...thanx Marty

[catcher T]

PhillyPitty (http://admincp/user.php?do=edit&userid=1014) LMAO, see I'll help ya out ;)
now she/he was entertainment!! Can we bring this person back?

[Marty]

I hope not lol

[misterdogman]

now she/he was entertainment!! Can we bring this person back?In a word: NO!!! ...in two words: HELL NO!!! with emphasis on the capital lettering...hahaha

[missybee16]

Welcome back & hope it's for good this time! LOL

[CB]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO. Your back man i told you i would try and talk to marty for ya. Glad to see you back and now you can clear up all the bull shit. I promise i will keep a eye on him marty lol. And your back because of me lol. Thanks again marty for giving him another chance he will do alot of good for the new people.

[misterdogman]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO. Your back man i told you i would try and talk to marty for ya. Glad to see you back and now you can clear up all the bull shit. I promise i will keep a eye on him marty lol. And your back because of me lol. Thanks again marty for giving him another chance he will do alot of good for the new people.Yes it has been said by many a wise man for every Abbot theres a Costello. for every man theres a woman for every misterdogman theres a Carolinaboy ...you know like flies and shit we go together...hey man thanks for not losing touch over the past year I liked all the PM's waiting for me from real friends like you when I got back... it meant a lot to see my yahoo account was still getting used by all my buddies at least...lol...im glad to be back and thanks to friends like you and Marty im sure I can stay on the straight and narrow...you know keep my nose clean and all...now if I could just quit carrying this copy of Catcher in the Rye around maybe people wont think im going to go off the deep end.... I promise not to kill John Lennon or President Reagan...

[Jenn]

Has hell froze over? :p

[CB]

Yes it has been said by many a wise man for every Abbot theres a Costello. for every man theres a woman for every misterdogman theres a Carolinaboy ...you know like flies and shit we go together...hey man thanks for not losing touch over the past year I liked all the PM's waiting for me from real friends like you when I got back... it meant a lot to see my yahoo account was still getting used by all my buddies at least...lol...im glad to be back and thanks to friends like you and Marty im sure I can stay on the straight and narrow...you know keep my nose clean and all...now if I could just quit carrying this copy of Catcher in the Rye around maybe people wont think im going to go off the deep end.... I promise not to kill John Lennon or President Reagan...LMAO you know im here for you man you taught me most of the stuff i know today. But yeah man when you were lost in katrina i posted on this site about what was happening and stuff and there are alot of people on this site that still care for ya man. And yeah fly's on shit are just like me and you haha.

[misterdogman]

Has hell froze over? :pOnly in the furthest deepest parts where you live...and to think about how happy you were when I was gone...sorry to ruin your day...man you were real happy too... I remember I could almost see your smile as I read your posts about my banisment and how much you hated me...now when I look at that smile it seems to have refrozen into a frown...dont worry global warming will thaw out your part of hell right after its done with Alaska...and to ease your mind im a little more polite now so dont worry about me having fun with anyones pictures in photoshop and posting them...and I wont call anyone a doodoo head anymore either...no really im a totally different person ...cant you tell in my non sarcastic tone...I had a birthday on the 12th too so im older and more mature...and I missed you the most...
Man im glad to be back...
Woo Hooo

[Jenn]

yes I'm so happy, though I'm not sure what your referring to, though I remember calling you an asshole, and thinking it was for the best. Not that my vote counts anymore lol about as much as yours ;)

[CB]

Alright you kids settle down now before i have to put jenn over my knee lol just playin.

[Jenn]

I'll be over your knee the day you show up! :p

[Marty]

I'll be over your knee the day you show up! :pPromises! Promises! lol

[Jenn]

Exactly Marty, Empty promises. ;)

[CB]

I'll be over your knee the day you show up! :pDamn it are you going to make me wear that speedo again. Alright im on my way lol.

[misterdogman]

yes I'm so happy, though I'm not sure what your referring to, though I remember calling you an asshole, and thinking it was for the best. Not that my vote counts anymore lol about as much as yours ;) Come on we all know votes dont count...ask Al Gore about that he'll back me up...and I wasnt referring to anything I was implying something...they taught me in English class referring was when you were pointing something out and comparing it to another subject or thing...when your implying something your saying you know something and are just waiting for the other person to figure out what your talking about...see the difference...I was implying that I knew you were happy I was banned. Now to change the subject...You called me an asshole?
Man I havent felt screwed like this since grade school...Thanks

[CB]

Exactly Marty, Empty promises. ;)Are you teasing me damn it.

[runt]

welcome back can't wait for you to share some of your new edumacation:D

[Jenn]

lol glad you can get that old comfortable feeling ;) actually I found you quite humorous in a weird sort of way... If it makes you feel any better I'm glad your back (huh) I'm back as well

[LuvinBullies]

Damn it are you going to make me wear that speedo again. Alright im on my way lol.Excuse me, am I in the right class? :p
Speedos, spanking...is this what happens when we stay home on friday nights around here? It's like at a party when the naked guy shows up...:)

[CB]

Come on we all know votes dont count...ask Al Gore about that he'll back me up...and I wasnt referring to anything I was implying something...they taught me in English class referring was when you were pointing something out and comparing it to another subject or thing...when your implying something your saying you know something and are just waiting for the other person to figure out what your talking about...see the difference...I was implying that I knew you were happy I was banned. Now to change the subject...You called me an asshole?
Man I havent felt screwed like this since grade school...ThanksAlright Alright. Jenn didnt mean nothing by her first post. The past is the past and nothing to talk about so just look forward and not behind and everybody will be ok. Glad to see you back though man.

[CB]

Excuse me, am I in the right class? :p
Speedos, spanking...is this what happens when we stay home on friday nights around here? It's like at a party when the naked guy shows up...:)Naked guy huh is my Webcam on damn it. LoL that was a joke. Yes this is what happen when you get a group of bored people on this board lol.

[Jenn]

Are you teasing me damn it.
Am I? Are you? ;) I've been waiting on tube socks and speedos for a year now? :p

[misterdogman]

Excuse me, am I in the right class? :p
Speedos, spanking...is this what happens when we stay home on friday nights around here? It's like at a party when the naked guy shows up...:)I will personally take all the blame...its because im back...see what did I tell ya I couldnt make it 24 hours without a single cuss word being said or sexual inuendo being presented...speedos and spankings follow me around like the plague...Jeez I feel like a piece of meat at a BBQ..im in like 7 peoples hands and mouths at the same time...damn it...sorry...ok guys lets clean it up now and stay on subject...now what were we talking about before someone switched it to SkinaMax

[CB]

Am I? Are you? ;) I've been waiting on tube socks and speedos for a year now? :pOh damn your including the tube socks now. Alright the hot pink speedo with the tube socks on. Are you happy now.

[14rock]

LOL luvinbullies, this is what goes on in chat on friday nights when a bunch of game-dog members get together. I see they are all there, so they should try to keep the speedoes and spankings off the board then ;)

[misterdogman]

Alright Alright. Jenn didnt mean nothing by her first post. The past is the past and nothing to talk about so just look forward and not behind and everybody will be ok. Glad to see you back though man.Oh I know I know I was just referring to the implications I made when she gesticulated hell froze over...I know she secretly loves the fact im back...she was about to break down and ask if I could come back herself...

[Jenn]

LOL luvinbullies, this is what goes on in chat on friday nights when a bunch of game-dog members get together. I see they are all there, so they should try to keep the speedoes and spankings off the board then ;)Ok sorry :p

P.S. Your right Misterdogman lol

[CB]

Oh I know I know I was just referring to the implications I made when she gesticulated hell froze over...I know she secretly loves the fact im back...she was about to break down and ask if I could come back herself...LoL im sure. Jenn loves everybody. But has a really bad crush on me ;). Are you jealous 14 that you dont have the pink speedo like me huh. Alright ill keep it clean no more fun.

[Jenn]

LoL im sure. Jenn loves everybody. But has a really bad crush on me ;). Are you jealous 14 that you dont have the pink speedo like me huh. Alright ill keep it clean no more fun.
I don't love everybody, lol nor do I have a crush ;).... Just still waiting for those empty promises. :p

[misterdogman]

I don't love everybody, lol nor do I have a crush ;).... Just still waiting for those empty promises. :pYeah hes tall too...you know what they say about tall guys...
theyre freaking tall..

[CB]

Yeah hes tall too...you know what they say about tall guys...
theyre freaking tall..LMAO thanks for the compliment.

[TabDogs]

hey buddy! been a minute! we need to chat! hit me up...Im sorry about rahja! i know you were proud of her tho!

[Boss' Mom]

Hi there, welcome back :) I haven't heard anything about you, good or bad, mostly because I don't pay very close attention...I enjoyed reading your posts in this thread, though, haha...funny guy.

[CB]

Oh, my......it's summertime and time for a picnic........welcome back!!!! I missed you the most!!!


http://www.edensong.com/ezboard/emoticons/bearhug.gifYou asked for him i got him back. With a little help from marty lol ;).

[Riptora]

Welcome back! You'll add some spice to this stew! Can't wait!

[misterdogman]

Oh, my......it's summertime and time for a picnic........welcome back!!!! I missed you the most!!!


http://www.edensong.com/ezboard/emoticons/bearhug.gifThanks, I really am happy to see everyone noticed I returned...so how much did you miss me? CB says he missed me so much hed give me a klondike bar..can you beat that...

[misterdogman]

hey buddy! been a minute! we need to chat! hit me up...Im sorry about rahja! i know you were proud of her tho!Hi dear....yes I am so ready to tell you a novels worth of things about Rahja, I think about that little bitch everyday...she has to be one of my all time favs...hit me up in pm or here or yahoo...im around now

[misterdogman]

http://www.edensong.com/ezboard/emoticons/boobies.jpgAlright that clinches it...unless CB wants to try to beat that I agree you win the "I missed Mr the most contest"...alright CB you better get out the speedos u had on for Jennkbm yesterday to prove your the true winner...and remember to wax before taking thbe polaroids this time...last time I had trouble making out where u started and the forrest ended...lol...JK...
thanks hun I missed u to...glad to be back...

[Suki]

You were gone for a while?????? :confused: :confused: :confused:




J/K!!!:D


Welcome back! http://www.game-dog.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

[CB]

http://www.edensong.com/ezboard/emoticons/boobies.jpgDamn i dont know if i could beat that one. Nice rack 33MTA3

[Evil_Elvis]

wow..it's like Hando, Gabe , Davey the whole crew is back ...

a great little Brady Bunch reunion?

[TabDogs]

you know i hated to part with the bitch, you could tell with the long phone convos about her! Makes me feel better that you had success with her, and she was all the little bulldog you wanted! I have her half sister here through playboy that is a GREAT dog. Not to mention Syble her mom, is putting BULLDOGS out there! PM me your yahoo name so we can talk!

[misterdogman]

wow..it's like Hando, Gabe , Davey the whole crew is back ...

a great little Brady Bunch reunion?Yeah and my snake Tattoo is still just as cool, because we all know I am Hando...Hahaha Romper Stomper is the shit...thanks for the welcome

[Mercepitdog]

You dont seem to bad from your post like people been talking.

[tommy3]

Welcome back Mr. Dogman!

[misterdogman]

LMAO!:D
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.Shhhh... dont blow my cover I have them just where I want them...

[misterdogman]

You dont seem to bad from your post like people been talking.No I am not bad at all...im an angel...good as gold I just ate some bad fish one day and lost control of my actions and evidently started the "Marty Conspiracy" along with other wierd things I did....its all ok though it only took just under a year to clear it all up...its like I never left..

[WWII]

Well, since we're talking about speedos and such...I got a pic of me in a nice neon yellow/greenish one of me on the beach...... ;)

[misterdogman]

Well, since we're talking about speedos and such...I got a pic of me in a nice neon yellow/greenish one of me on the beach...... ;)I demand at least a small portfolio of those pics sent to my email...you know as a coming home present...and toss in a couple dogs in the pics if u could pleez...maybe tugging on the speedo or of you walking them in the park etc...
Pics of you wrestling with them and feeding them are considered bonus shots...

[LuvinBullies]

I demand at least a small portfolio of those pics sent to my email...you know as a coming home present...and toss in a couple dogs in the pics if u could pleez...maybe tugging on the speedo or of you walking them in the park etc...
Pics of you wrestling with them and feeding them are considered bonus shots...All this hoopla about some crazy character by the name of misterdogman, gettin us all excited and stuff, and all he does is sit all day in his homecoming thread. He won't even play fetch, or anything.

That's it. I'm taking my toys and I'm leaving.:p

[ghost 1]

No I am not bad at all...im an angel...good as gold I just ate some bad fish one day and lost control of my actions and evidently started the "Marty Conspiracy" along with other wierd things I did....its all ok though it only took just under a year to clear it all up...its like I never left..

hey misterdogman glad to see you back,,,bad fish,,,,,lmao,,,,wondering was it tuna? lmao

[NCPatchwork]

Welcome back..I haven't talked to you personally, but I hope that I can. I've heard and read a ton about you! PM me anytime!

[Pitbull219]

Heard a bit about you, glad they let ya back on.....finally someone interesting here, lmao!! J/K!! I'm one of the newbies here, just thought I'd say hi, welcome back, and look forward to taking in any knowledege you might have to share......

[bam-bam's mom]

welcome back hottie!!! been missing you around here!! since you left us, i got 2 new babies, pebbles and phoenix.

[Will Power]

waht up DOG this site got really soft after you left. Hopefully you still got some game in ya. How your Villa dogs doing.

[Envy's Mom]

Welcome back and I look forward to hearing what you have to say these days.

[Rockstar]

I take a little time off and look who's here when I come back...

...the devil himself.;)



Well, what else is there to say other than Welcome Back. Even though I think you're full of shit, I kinda missed ya.

[jankab]

Better late then never, welcome back Mister!

[misterdogman]

Better late then never, welcome back Mister!Thankya....