Rufus to Marty:
"Come ON, Dad!!! It's ME, Rufus, remember me????"!!!!
....freakin computers...
Rufus can't get "into" the puter, cuz:
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<CENTER>He can't stick his head out of Windows '98.
Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
Too difficult to 'mark' every website they visit.
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Fetch command not available on all platforms.
Saliva-covered mouse gets too difficult to maneuver.
Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail".
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Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
He keeps bruising his nose trying to catch that animated frisbee.
Involuntary tail wagging is a dead giveaway that he's browsing www.pethouse.com (http://www.pethouse.com/) instead of working.
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Annoyed by lack of newsgroup alt.pictures.master's.leg.
Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
Fire hydrant icon is a source of constant frustration.
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He hasn't found an 'emotion' that signifies tail-wagging.
Butt-sniffing is more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
Simply way too hard to type with paws.
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And the number one reason Rufus doesn't use Dad's COMPUTER...
'Cause, i "RECKON", Rufus ain't A GEEK! ;)
(Now, cats, on the other hand...) http://summerville-novascotia.com/WhyDogs/catndog.gif
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