So...My dog is an idiot

[TruPitLver]

She ate a jar of Vaseline the other day...I was flippig out cuz I thought she'd get sick, but my mom said that she'd be fine...She somehow managed to get it off of my bathroom window sil while I was sleeping....

[lockjaw]

she will probally have the runs for a couple of days..

[catcher T]

well,,the only thing I can see that might happen is it will grease her intestines,,u might want to leave her outside for a few days,,LOL,,check out poison control just for safe keeping and make sure there is nothing in it to cause other problems.

[BoiBoi]

lllooolll thats great, crazy ass dog, they don't care what the label says they will eat anything lol

[chinasmom]

Yes they will eat anything. Friend of mine gave her two month old pup a pork chop bone and it would not pass. Got stuck in his but. Had to go to the vet and get it removed. Now he has the name "Porker." Poor dog!

[jankab]

lllooolll thats great, crazy ass dog, they don't care what the label says they will eat anything lol
Dogs are like the kid who used to sit in class and eat the paste... oh wait... that was me...

[TEXAS PIT DOGS]

she will be fine it souldnt bother her none.but for a couple days you now have a dog that can pass anything she may eat,weather it is a baseball or just regular dog food,lol.word of advice though let her stay outside since it is gonna be the shits mixed with vaseline and it is gonna get pretty messy.

[gene_sanchez]

yeah she'll be fine my dog did something similar to that..but he's fine he had the runs for 3 days..but other than that she'll be ok

[Riptora]

Yeah, that will be kind of gross coming out!

[Luke.UK]

My dog also,she ate a pat of butter when she was 2 month.
It was`nt very nice what came out,for the next two days!
She`s fine now thou

[MercedesMama]

That's crappy...haha get it! lol (well its gonna be crappy!)

[b_dog58]

it's grease lightning!!!

[NitroDawgKennels]

LOL, EEEWWWWW! That's gonna be messy.

[davidlau_2002]

Yes they will eat anything. Friend of mine gave her two month old pup a pork chop bone and it would not pass. Got stuck in his but. Had to go to the vet and get it removed. Now he has the name "Porker." Poor dog!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. i can't breathe. holy shnikeys.

[TruPitLver]

Yea, Lexas stays outside during the day when I'm at school. I still can't believe she did that. It couldn't have tasted good...Right?!

[chinasmom]

Pups are gluttens. Crap can't taste good either, but they eat it!!

[TEXAS PIT DOGS]

just remember dogs espically pups will eat just about anything and if it seems gross to us it seems they want it that much more.

[SAM_I_AM]

good thing it wasn't rat poison.. thats why you shouldnt let your dog stay loose in the house when you are sleeping.;)