adam4by4
03-17-2006, 01:55 AM
My buddy is a cable guy and told me this story:
He was sent to a service call to a house and when he got there a very large great dane was waiting at the door with the homeowner. The owner greeted him and introduced the two so he pet the dog for a few minutes and then got to work.
The whole time he was working the owner was in the room and the great dane was sitting next to the couch across the room not paying any attention to him. Well there he was crouched down behind the T.V. making his final connections and the phone rang, so the owner steps into the next room to answer it.
He said he heard the dog get up and walk but he figured he went into the kitchen with the owner. Next thing he knows this very large great dane was right behind him mounting him from behind. He said the dog was so big and he was in a wierd position already so he was unable to get up or get the dog off of him. He kept trying to get up but all of the dogs weight was on his back and the dog was humping like there was no tomorrow. he said his head was banging on the back of the T.V stand for a minute or two untill the owner saw it and ran into the room and grabbed the dog . He said the lady was five shades of red. He said he was so embarrassed he couldnt even go back in to give her the invoice he just had them bill her and he left!!! I am still to this minute laughing at him LOL
He was sent to a service call to a house and when he got there a very large great dane was waiting at the door with the homeowner. The owner greeted him and introduced the two so he pet the dog for a few minutes and then got to work.
The whole time he was working the owner was in the room and the great dane was sitting next to the couch across the room not paying any attention to him. Well there he was crouched down behind the T.V. making his final connections and the phone rang, so the owner steps into the next room to answer it.
He said he heard the dog get up and walk but he figured he went into the kitchen with the owner. Next thing he knows this very large great dane was right behind him mounting him from behind. He said the dog was so big and he was in a wierd position already so he was unable to get up or get the dog off of him. He kept trying to get up but all of the dogs weight was on his back and the dog was humping like there was no tomorrow. he said his head was banging on the back of the T.V stand for a minute or two untill the owner saw it and ran into the room and grabbed the dog . He said the lady was five shades of red. He said he was so embarrassed he couldnt even go back in to give her the invoice he just had them bill her and he left!!! I am still to this minute laughing at him LOL