Got jumped!

[mac 11]

Me and my hound were walking and I noticed that he seen something, didn't pay it any mind as he is highly prey driven. This instant, he was very persistent and ran in between two bushes, I flick my headphones off, and what do I hear, a nasty *** squeal. I pull my hound into the street and low and behold, he had a mouth full of rac ****in coon! As soon as I noticed it was a raccoon, another one came running out at me. I was about to be bit so I did a little spin move/juke/high step maneuver and took off. I had a 33 ft lead on my hound so I kinda drug him down the road about 60 yards with a mouth full of raccoon and another trying to mount him from the rear. He finally releases the damn thing and they both run off. Now my hound has two burned up pads and a bite on his foot and a small bite or scratch on his chin. I called my vet and she said its a good thing it was at night cause if it was day then it might be a problem. Now I'm lurking the yard with miss marlin(my 30/30) waiting for the first little bastard to make a wrong move. Anybody know how to skin a coon?

[deadgam33]

I did a little spin move/juke/high step maneuver and took off,,,lmao,,,good job shoot them bastards..

[RedGoodbye]

funny stuff lol

[synno2004]

30/30?!?!?!?!?!

Aren't we getting a little extreme?...........
Damn Mac 11,
shoot a coon with a 30/30 there wont be any coon left to skin LMAO.............

these are coons buddy, not elephants... a pellet gun will sufice..............

[preme]

lol mac hell of a night ...

[BoogiemanBlood]

LMFAO @ I did a little spin move/juke/high step maneuver and took off

[williewonka1]

shake and bake ricky bobby!!! haha gettem mac. i know how ta skin a coon but it aint pretty and can stink depending on what the lil ****ers been eating.

[AGK]

30/30?!?!?!?!?!

Aren't we getting a little extreme?...........
Damn Mac 11,
shoot a coon with a 30/30 there wont be any coon left to skin LMAO.............

these are coons buddy, not elephants... a pellet gun will sufice..............

I thought the same thing but then again i like shooting squirrel with a remington 270cal. Puts huge nasty holes in em... but you can shoot them eaisly from 2oo yrds with it..... Using a 30/30 on a coon I don't think mac will be skinning anything but you might be able to lop off it's tail.....lol....:D

[Dream Pits]

spin move/juke/high step maneuver and took off
fake *** Reggie Bush:D
Do the heisman on dat hoe!

[chucho]

That's some funny ****. When I was A teen A friend and I were walking his dog and got attacked by three cats that jumped out the bushes. I remember pushing my friend towards the cats and I ran the other way.

[mac 11]

fake *** Reggie Bush:D
Do the heisman on dat hoe!

LOL! It was a hell of a night. I had the 30/30 cause I was pissed, felt like I had been violated on my own ****. lol

[scooter]

Now I tell ya, that was one funny story! ROFLMFAO, but please don't use a 30-30!

[GI Joe]

hang it up on a tree or post.use a sharp knife and cut it down the belly.then clean the guts out.cut around all the feet cut around the neck and then grab it behind the neck by the skin and pull down it should come off like you 're taking a coat off a person.put his *** in a pot on the stove in water and vinegar and let him boil some and then put him in the oven smother him in bar-b-que sauce and set the table.p.s. 22 should work just fine.

[Naustroms]

lol hazel been watching rachel ray. funny *** story mac, you had me dead @ the juke.

[mac 11]

hang it up on a tree or post.use a sharp knife and cut it down the belly.then clean the guts out.cut around all the feet cut around the neck and then grab it behind the neck by the skin and pull down it should come off like you 're taking a coat off a person.put his *** in a pot on the stove in water and vinegar and let him boil some and then put him in the oven smother him in bar-b-que sauce and set the table.p.s. 22 should work just fine.

Thanks for the info.

Naus, that was a crazy event.

[GI Joe]

naw naus lived in back of a guy from arkansas he had a lot of coons hangin from the tree he must have had 5 to 10 dogs on his yard from springers,black & tans,walkers,beagles,black mouths,and of coarse a little ***** named sparkle a bulldog.we only got to take her of the yard once due to the condition we brought her back in.we were young kids and didn't know what she was,but knew what she could do.lol

[cutt]

hilarious story, sounds like an aderenaline rush Flight then fight...lol

[JamesT]

LMFAO I know that exact move your talking about mac,i do it when i almost step on a snake.Its like you really don't what your doing,your just trying to get the **** outta there.

[mac 11]

LMFAO I know that exact move your talking about mac,i do it when i almost step on a snake.Its like you really don't what your doing,your just trying to get the **** outta there.
LOL! Thats it!

[Tramplove]

The juke got me too.

[PERRO]

Funny ****! lol!!

[Young SeNsE_VA]

lol spin move/juke/high step maneuver :D:D:D:D

[Saiyagin]

Damn Mac11 good thing it was at night or else alot of people would of seen you running like a ***** being chased by a coon LMAO.

[ganja]

^^^ LMAO!

great story Mac :p

[Kuntry]

:D:D:D:D
Damn Mac11 good thing it was at night or else alot of people would of seen you running like a ***** being chased by a coon LMAO.

This was a good thread!